Is now a RELIGION!!!

At least 100 years ago, the world was under a dark rule of chaos. Women and Children screaming, people getting fat, thousands of channels on cable TV that show nothing but re-runs of ‘Family Guy’. Life as it was had been chaotic, but there was only one huge problem everyone faced back then. NO ONE WAS GETTING LAID! EVER!!

Then, on the distant peaks of Mount bumpimple, the 7 vibrating godesses of light descended onto the Earth and brought with them:

Knowledge,

Power,

Health,

Faith,

Valor,

Internet, and the most important…

VIBRATION!

With all of these powers combined in one concentrated burst of raw energy, the world shook. Land was torn, nerds were killed and the Computer crashed while I was playing Half Life. Then, after 7 Vibrating days, the world looked and was in awe, as on the peek of Mount bumpimple, an enormous rock formation in the shape of the one object man had discovered true peace of mind with was formed and given birth to…

The Vibrating Doldoe

Just give us your bank details, life savings, social security number, the kid’s college money, pension plans, your wife, your mother, your grandmother and to sign a deed of your soul to Satan to find out more and how to join. We’ll be carefull with it. Honest!

Or if you just want to join the klan, simply tubmail fingerz and prove your loyalty to the vibration nation by shoving a doldo up your rectum. You will be able to do the following things in our klan:

Use 7VD memes in INCIT

Get involved in live raids

Spread the love of doldoes EVERYWHERE!

Annoy the elderly

Eat pie

Join us and put’er there! Log in to see images!

*you may not eat pie