Is now a RELIGION!!!

At least 100 years ago, the world was under a dark rule of chaos. Women and Children screaming, people getting fat, thousands of channels on cable TV that show nothing but re-runs of ‘Family Guy’. Life as it was had been chaotic, but there was only one huge problem everyone faced back then. NO ONE WAS GETTING LAID! EVER!!

Then, on the distant peaks of Mount bumpimple, the 7 vibrating godesses of light descended onto the Earth and brought with them:

Knowledge,

Power,

Health,

Faith,

Valor,

Internet, and the most important…

VIBRATION!

With all of these powers combined in one concentrated burst of raw energy, the world shook. Land was torn, nerds were killed and the Computer crashed while I was playing Half Life. Then, after 7 Vibrating days, the world looked and was in awe, as on the peek of Mount bumpimple, an enormous rock formation in the shape of the one object man had discovered true peace of mind with was formed and given birth to…

The Vibrating Doldoe

Just give us your bank details, life savings, social security number, the kid’s college money, pension plans, your wife, your mother, your grandmother and to sign a deed of your soul to Satan to find out more and how to join. We’ll be carefull with it. Honest!

Or if you just want to join the klan, simply tubmail fingerz and prove your loyalty to the vibration nation by shoving a doldo up your rectum. You will be able to do the following things in our klan:

Use 7VD memes in INCIT

Get involved in live raids

Spread the love of doldoes EVERYWHERE!

Annoy the elderly

Eat pie

Join us and put’er there! Log in to see images!

*you may not eat pie

Vibration Nation…lol

Did somebody say Doldoes?

LULZ

O rly? No. Pie is life. Pi is sin. Shun pie, you get ded fish shun.

7VD! The mighty have fallen.

You, my friends, are pathetic.

Fingers, INCIT NAO. Or die.

I was never here, you don’t know me, never will.

Shhh. We dont want you here.

Shh.

Sorry I had to do this, but I had to release the secret.

You didn’t want anyone to know.

But I found out.

Last night.

In your bed.

~~You only have 6 Vibrating Doldoes!~~

Dundundunnnnn.

[quote=”__ironix—”]Sorry I had to do this, but I had to release the secret.

You didn’t want anyone to know.

But I found out.

Last night.

In your bed.

~~You only have 6 Vibrating Doldoes!~~

Dundundunnnnn.[/quote]

GOODNESS! I forgot to get lube Log in to see images!

EDIT: wtf? why doesn’t quoting you work? Log in to see images! -XI- edited this message on 11/05/2008 6:32AM

enough with your ****ty fabulous person forced incit meme it never was funny and never will be now go back to 4chan or encyclopedia dramatica or whatever ****ty meme circlejerking circlejerk you fabulous persons came from

1338h4x Posted:

I READ MADDOX EVER YDAY AND I WANT HIS MAN BABEYS! Log in to see images!

QFT