Bling Fling Posted:

In addition to what Fran posted, which is accurate btw:

The available chat options depend on your alignment. If you’re (too) evil, the “therapeutic” options, as well as the LOLcat options, don’t appear. If you find yourself in that situation, close the conversation without finishing it, try to be good until you are at least neutral, and try again. You should have 3 LOLcat options during the convo.