DON’T EVER KILL THE SODDING DOORMAN by Something_Witty

Me: (in pretty high spirits) Oh yeah, mission destroyed, North Koreans very sad, Something_Witty HAPPY AND RICH 8D

Me: Ok, time for another mission, who’s closest? Hmmmmm, looks like the South Koreans. Oh goodie, these guys love me, my reputation with them is maxed.

Me: *screeches round many corners in a stolen truck at top speed, singing various Judas Priest songs for the road, deliberately smashing into anything even vaguely resembling North Korean or civilian vehicles, honking the horn like a very special burn victim all the while*

Me: *cruises up to the South Korean HQ, slamming on the brakes to avoid hitting anybody*

Me: *overestimates the power of said brakes*

Me: *accidentally turns the guy at the door who normally gives you missions into a pancake*

Game: “Oh you’re now an enemy of the South Koreans. You can pay the doorman to boost your reputation or kill enemies of them”

*reputation goes from “you’re awesome dude please have my babies” to “WTF YOU’RE A WANKER KILLKILLKILL D8<”

(seriously, it went from max to min)

South Koreans: *begin opening fire with machine guns, RPGs, and some nearby vehicles*

Me: HOLY **** O__O

Me: Hang on, I can’t pay the guy at the door to boost my rep BECAUSE HE’S ****ING DEAD.

Me: .......game loading time X__X