enire Posted:

No goats? What about the shadowy government organization that tried to train psychic bumbumins by having soldiers in one room try to kill goats in the next room using only their minds? I’m not making this up… am I? Oh god, where did I put my tinfoil hat?

Seriously, though. A text adventure is a great idea. But it needs more goat.

Here’s an idea:

If you type in goat, you get a point. A single point.