john stamos is such a jerk next time i get a couple grand im gonna have him killed ho hum live and learn

Dear Diary

oh man big big big news the albums comin along great im still allowed to play bbum and sing and we got this one armed dude on drums and were tryin to figur out who can play guitar (which i dont think we need) were talkin about people like cc deville and richie sambora and david crosby either way we might be doin a concert soon

in sadder news i shot a dog today

i think i might take a clbum at the community college so i can learn and scam on college ladies i dont know which clbum maybe ill learn to ballroom dance or do somethin with nuclear energy i can only coast on my looks and my schlong for so long

i wonder if i can take a clbum on planet of the apes like the geographi and history of that nutso planet ive probably seen the movie like three times so im pretty smart about it allready but you can always learn more

also someone named unstoppableman gave me a cool title on the internet is says CHARLIE SHEEN IS ****ING AMAZING which is pretty much a complete biography of me and my work

well i gottta split gotta split some legs haha you know what im talkin about diary givin someone the male reproductive organ

with a heavy male reproductive organ

Charlie I. Sheen