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Now whered I put that? In the box of golden grahams? No. Maybe in the cabana? Not there Oh thats right behind my BRONZE WRANGLER AWARD which I got for Young Guns
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Hey! And there’s the key too dont even gotta look for it Man this is shapin up to be a real ****in keen day
Dear Diary,
There’s not much new really Brookes woman's genitals is startin to smell weird and im thinkin about divorcin her I talked to dad about it over dinner at his place and he said its tacky to get a divorce after only two months I threw my meatloaf against the wall and told him that he cant control my life anymore I was real coked up and he seemed angry but Martin (he hates it when i call him that Log in to see images!
I spent some time in the studio today laying down some tracks for my new album LUV MO-SHEEN (its gonna be so cool because my name will be on the cd as the artist and then again in the title) Charles Sheen and the Cruisin Bruisers got a new member a couple days ago i dont think the band needs more than 1 member but phil (yeah diary PHIL SPECTOR) said i couldn’t play bbum and drum and sing at the same time we got in a big fight and some guns came out but after a good cry and an 8 ball we got things settled
well i gotta run major league 2 is on TBS xoxoxo Charlie I. Sheen
locked and double locked Charlie Sheen edited this message on 07/22/2008 3:51PMim Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 07/22/2008 3:48PM |
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I loved you in Hot Shots 2
You were pretty good in Wall Street too
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| Posted On: 07/22/2008 4:01PM |
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Laguna Posted:
Hot Shots 2 was defently when the series hit its peak ****in Hot Shots 2 mania if you remember Im in some intense talks about Hot Shots 3 right now and maybe some of the rumors on the internet might help us light this fire
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| Posted On: 07/22/2008 5:59PM |
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man i got so many thoughts in my brain i gotta get this stuff out
dear diary
i had a bad bum time the other day i went to the carpenter performin arts center to see LASER FLOYD it was cool although they shoulda thrown in some poison or something get a little heaviness in there but it was still awesome i was pretty twisted and and i had a little accident
i was in the ****ter between songs and so the manager could tell me to stop screamin rikki dont lose that # at the top of my lungs when i saw this kid sniffin model airplane glue he mustve been real popular in school because he recognized me right away and asked if i wanted any now i have sniffed glue in four years and i havent had any inhalants in almost three but it looked like primo stuff
long story short i had an awesome time and got a lot of inspiration for the album and i started to write a Two and a Half Men script i think itll win a couple emmys in it Charlie (i think its so cool how the characters name is my name) has two dates on the same night at almost the same time almost i think he’ll be able to be able to do both fine but you never know where the penll take you
im gonna go get my weiner rubbed diary id invite you along but your a book ha ha ha
much love Charles I. Sheen Charlie Sheen edited this message on 07/24/2008 5:47PMim Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 5:46PM |
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I liked your cameo bit in Ferris Bueller. Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 5:49PM |
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hey thanks it was small but it was pretty awesome im tryin to get a spin off movie made based on my character and what hes doing now maybe reunite the cast of the movie except for the people thatre dead but well dedicate the movie to them and theyll be there in spirit
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| Posted On: 07/24/2008 6:04PM |
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john stamos is such a jerk next time i get a couple grand im gonna have him killed ho hum live and learn
Dear Diary
oh man big big big news the albums comin along great im still allowed to play bbum and sing and we got this one armed dude on drums and were tryin to figur out who can play guitar (which i dont think we need) were talkin about people like cc deville and richie sambora and david crosby either way we might be doin a concert soon
in sadder news i shot a dog today
i think i might take a clbum at the community college so i can learn and scam on college ladies i dont know which clbum maybe ill learn to ballroom dance or do somethin with nuclear energy i can only coast on my looks and my schlong for so long
i wonder if i can take a clbum on planet of the apes like the geographi and history of that nutso planet ive probably seen the movie like three times so im pretty smart about it allready but you can always learn more
also someone named unstoppableman gave me a cool title on the internet is says CHARLIE SHEEN IS ****ING AMAZING which is pretty much a complete biography of me and my work
well i gottta split gotta split some legs haha you know what im talkin about diary givin someone the male reproductive organ
with a heavy male reproductive organ Charlie I. Sheen im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 8:17PM |
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mammary glands out, pants down Overnight to London Touch down, look around Everyone’s the same World wide, air tight No one’s got a face left to blame And all we get is…
Dead disco Dead funk Dead rock and roll Remodel Everything has been done La la la la la la la la la la 98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig. |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 8:19PM |
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Tarman’s a Canadian! <quote>STGill HB: No need however, I am not attacking you. This is not my realm and I am not here for war.</quote> |
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| Posted On: 07/28/2008 8:25PM |
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bah duh duh HEY bah bah duh duh dah duh duh duh HEY duh duh duh man i cant get that song out of my head ill have to buy the tape or somethin
Dear Diary
so the list of places im never allowed to go ever again has reach 372 with san bernardino valley college new on the list i put on a fake mustache and wore a baseball hat so i wouldnt get mobbed by fans and tried to schedule some clbumes and i was like all right college lets party litle bit of coke some shot a couple pills i found under the couch
so i go down there drinkin a litle more on the way and i find my way to register place and im like let me take some clbumes and she gives me this weird look i think there was still some white lady in my fake stache and i say do you have planet of the apes
she say what and i say i wanna learn about fire trucks and she says what and i start screaming FIRE TRUCKS CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG and im runnin in a circle around like fire trucks do CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG and she says sir please and i say SHUT UP LET ME MAJOR IN MUFF DIVIN i thought a joke might break the ice but i guess my stache was off by this points and my pants had kind of fallen down and was male reproductive organ was out and in my hand
the cops knew who i was and they knew why dad played the president for awhile so i was let go so i went and got one of those burgers thats like FOUR burgers i tell you the future is a wild place we didnt have burger technology like this back in the day
full of burger and booze Charlie I. Sheen Charlie Sheen edited this message on 08/08/2008 11:39AMim Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 11:37AM |
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 11:57AM |
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totally man they didnt need to call the cops i was just there to learn even though i obviously knew all i could about fire trucks and muff divin theres still other stuff you know like tiein knots or the violin and there were tons of hot girls there
but good lookin out
high five Charlie I. Sheen im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 12:30PM |
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HOLY **** ARE YOU PHIL COLLINS?!
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE LARGE SODA ON BEHALF OF KLUB POWAR BURGER KING MR COLLINS
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 3:39PM |
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i’m not phil collins but ive banged chicks to a couple of his albums im also the inspiration behind in the air tonight and the tarzan soundtrack
i will take a free soda though but only if i get free refills
playin hard ball, Charlie I. Sheen im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 8:42PM |
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No free refills except on the cofee! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 8:47PM |
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this is a ****in outrage dont you know who i am ive gotten free refills at the mall of america let me speak to your manager Charlie Sheen edited this message on 08/08/2008 10:17PMim Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 10:16PM |
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 10:25PM |
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Im sorry sir but I cant give free refills or else I might lose myjob. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/08/2008 11:52PM |
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ptsst mr scheem!!^1 u funnnih#1#11! gnihihi Log in to see images! pstt hir!!1 i gif u mutch refil foa autagramnm!!^2 Log in to see images! *BURB* Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/09/2008 12:02AM |
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Where are you Charlie Sheens!? I miss you! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 08/14/2008 6:48PM |
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