Cattbum Posted:

Serve in heaven? Are you kidding? I mean, what I don’t get, is if the Judeo-Christian-Muslim God existed, why would you even like him? It would be like if I made my employees come to the store on their day off, and spend the day talking about how great I am, and fire them if they didn’t. (And give me money as well). They’d think I was an bumhole.

I’ve had bosses like that. Log in to see images!

I dont think I’d want to serve any kind of god in Heaven, but I’d rather have a humble, menial existence there than a grand existence in Hell. I just dont deal well with heat.