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Jalapeno Boo-

Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Last night, me and the Forumwarz Kreativ Team (Trout, Bingebot and Abdullah) had an exaggeratedly parliamentarian round of voting to determine the winners of the Emo haiku contest.

The top ten entries will earn the poets a special E-Peen, called “Kireji-sama.” The top entry gets 7 BP and the two runners-up get 5 BP each. Also, the best 25 (or so) will become part of a future attack!

Here are the winners:





New Christmas sweater

My mom knitted it for me

Trapped in woolen hell





playground swing, chain creaks

dead leaves dance beneath my feet

i scare the toddlers



Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome





semen mixed with blood

memories of enjoy persist

I’m sorry brother



My parents love me.

They give support and kindness.

This is SO not fair.



Children play below

I watch alone from the roof

A leap at sunset



Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace


King Krimson

I’m going to die

Necrophiliacs rejoice

Corpse ****ing ahoy.



A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime



Once, I tried to smile

to shroud the pain in my heart.

Then my jaws hurt, too.


Let me point out that this was a highly democratic process and winners were primarily determined by what made us all chuckle consistently. There were several more “serious” entries that we thought were great — actual good poems and everything — but they unfortunately couldn’t make it to the top ten. But there were a lot of really good ones.

Thanks again to all who entered!

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