Last night, me and the Forumwarz Kreativ Team (Trout, Bingebot and Abdullah) had an exaggeratedly parliamentarian round of voting to determine the winners of the Emo haiku contest.

The top ten entries will earn the poets a special E-Peen, called “Kireji-sama.” The top entry gets 7 BP and the two runners-up get 5 BP each. Also, the best 25 (or so) will become part of a future attack!

Here are the winners:

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

Vuron

New Christmas sweater

My mom knitted it for me

Trapped in woolen hell

RUNNERS-UP

Kerridwen_Kali

playground swing, chain creaks

dead leaves dance beneath my feet

i scare the toddlers

MONGOLoidWARRIOR

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

CONTENDERS

elenaratelimit

semen mixed with blood

memories of enjoy persist

I’m sorry brother

Conconhead

My parents love me.

They give support and kindness.

This is SO not fair.

scullyangel

Children play below

I watch alone from the roof

A leap at sunset

LOLBags

Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace

King Krimson

I’m going to die

Necrophiliacs rejoice

Corpse ****ing ahoy.

Orb

A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime

SG94

Once, I tried to smile

to shroud the pain in my heart.

Then my jaws hurt, too.

Let me point out that this was a highly democratic process and winners were primarily determined by what made us all chuckle consistently. There were several more “serious” entries that we thought were great — actual good poems and everything — but they unfortunately couldn’t make it to the top ten. But there were a lot of really good ones.

Thanks again to all who entered!