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Contest Official contest announcement: Emo-ku masters revealed!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Last night, me and the Forumwarz Kreativ Team (Trout, Bingebot and Abdullah) had an exaggeratedly parliamentarian round of voting to determine the winners of the Emo haiku contest.

The top ten entries will earn the poets a special E-Peen, called “Kireji-sama.” The top entry gets 7 BP and the two runners-up get 5 BP each. Also, the best 25 (or so) will become part of a future attack!

Here are the winners:

 

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

 

Vuron

New Christmas sweater

My mom knitted it for me

Trapped in woolen hell

 

RUNNERS-UP

 

Kerridwen_Kali

playground swing, chain creaks

dead leaves dance beneath my feet

i scare the toddlers

 

MONGOLoidWARRIOR

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

 

CONTENDERS

 

elenaratelimit

semen mixed with blood

memories of enjoy persist

I’m sorry brother

 

Conconhead

My parents love me.

They give support and kindness.

This is SO not fair.

 

scullyangel

Children play below

I watch alone from the roof

A leap at sunset

 

LOLBags

Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace

 

King Krimson

I’m going to die

Necrophiliacs rejoice

Corpse ****ing ahoy.

 

Orb

A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime

 

SG94

Once, I tried to smile

to shroud the pain in my heart.

Then my jaws hurt, too.

 

Let me point out that this was a highly democratic process and winners were primarily determined by what made us all chuckle consistently. There were several more “serious” entries that we thought were great — actual good poems and everything — but they unfortunately couldn’t make it to the top ten. But there were a lot of really good ones.

Thanks again to all who entered!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

What were the top 25? You only have the top ten there.

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Aw man Log in to see images!

Congratulations Vuron.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

dag Log in to see images!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

grats winners b2b woooo Log in to see images!

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Grats, winners!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

MONGOLoidWARRIOR

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

haha, this one is amazing.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

enire Posted:

Grats, winners!

Indeed, those were really good entries.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Lol, I forgot I even entered, so this is a nice surpriseLog in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I’ve awarded the E-Peen™ and BP guys, congrats!

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

I feel bigger…in my e-pants Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

Cool. Congrats to Vuron, that was perfect. Log in to see images!

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Grats all.

edit: all who won, that is.

Arktor edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:00PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I’m surprised I didn’t put more effort into this contest…poetry is right up my alley. Log in to see images!

Congrats to all the winners. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:29PM

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

And four out of ten were members of 70CS! I’m proud of (myself) and all my fellow klansmen. Good job, guys!

And grats to Vuron, as well!

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Hooray! Victory!

I’m still going to kill myself.

Just you wait and see.

—-

Congrats everyone! Whether you won or not, the quality of competition was generally high.

Thank you!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Yay, Vuron!

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Me sad me didn’t win anything, congratulate the winners, yay Vuron!

mary misanth-
rope

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14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

And yay for K.Kali, I liked yours a whole lot tooooooo.

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

mary misanthrope Posted:

Me sad me didn’t win anything, congratulate the winners, yay Vuron!

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