1) This round is impossible. Make no attempt to complete it. When done, place the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube on the 1500 megawatt Aperture Science heavy-duty super-colliding super-bumon.

2) Please vote on another suggestion in order to complete the test. I am not using reverse psychology on you. Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, you fail.

3) I’m making a note here: huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. bumume the prize-receiving submission position. Failure to comply will result in a bad mark on your permanent record, followed by death.

4) Insufficient materials for task. Please collect other beings, and ensure they do not suffer from any permanent disabilities I. E. vaporization.

5) In this semi-rare situation there was a three-way tie. The effects of shame, suicidal thoughts, and a taste of blood in the mouth are not part of this test.