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[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

An Hero Posted:

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

find the most poplular person who is picking on you. then poison a bottle of soda with cobra venom. go up to the bully and grovel claiming they are so much better than you and give them the soda claiming they win etc. after they drink the soda start to kick thier bum. the venom will flow quickly through thier bodies paralyzing them making it easier to beat them down. the venoem should kill them right about the time you are worn out. making it appear you have beaten them to death. now this is the important part. growl and glare at the other bullies ask them if thay are ready for thiers. then turn an smile at everyone else. walk away like nothing happened.

oh there may be a slight possibility you will end up in a psycho ward, but at least no more bullies.


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