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An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

An Hero Posted:

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

As a fully trained special operative, I could teach you several ways to avoid getting picked on. Or at least ot beat the ever loving crap out of the first one who tried it.

Of course the easiest way to avoid being picked on, is to stop being such a sissy boy nerd.

The second easiest is to quit going to school.


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

An Hero Posted:

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

just ignore them and they’l leave you alone.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

If the school were to burn down, there wouldn’t be anyone there to bully anyone, if you get my meaning. TM for help if needed.


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Alice Liddell

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[Rutledge Asylum]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

if they can’t find you, they can’t pick on you~


‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

all mimsy were the borogoves,

and the mome raths outgrabe

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I’d say wear a lot of leather and thigh high boots, carry a riding crop while dragging your slave behind you on a leash, but it’s not a look for everyone. Good luck sweetie! Log in to see images!


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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

An Hero Posted:

How do you avoid getting picked on at school?

Take your ipod to school and impress them with your cool stuff Log in to see images!


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An Hero

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Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

Gene Hackman

Avatar: 45667 Mon Mar 09 04:05:35 -0400 2009
16

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You should join CAPTAIN SODA’s fan club. His power might keep then away.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

An Hero Posted:

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

What part of don’t be such a nerd, made you think I said try acting cool.

You do not have the gentic makeup to pull that off.

You can be taught to kill however… if you have an interest in learning tubmail me.


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Chito Posted:

You should join CAPTAIN SODA’s fan club. His power might keep then away.

This couldn’t hurt.

The badge is nice at least.


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

An Hero Posted:

I tried to act cool and I got a wedgie.

I tried to ignore them and they slammed me into the lockers for being “rude.”

I’m already having to do summer sesson for sluffing so much.

And I wouldn’t bring my i-pod to school cuz if I lost it I just don’t know what I’d do! Log in to see images!

You neglected my suggestion. If fire seems too permanent, I once heardof someone letting a few poisonous spiders go in the main hallway. Fun times, fun times. Who cares if everyone hates you, as long as they are unsure enough of your sanity to stay 20 feet away at all times?


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Alice Liddell

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[Rutledge Asylum]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

i still believe hiding to be the best course of action~


‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

all mimsy were the borogoves,

and the mome raths outgrabe

The Hitcher

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12

Level 12 Camwhore

You love it you slag!

Right you whelp, how about you give me all your valuables or else I’ll jab you in the gums wiv me screwdriver?

Regardless of that transaction, you’re not a geezer so I wouldn’t mind raping you for a while.

We can get some eels after an’ I can introduce you to ol’ Elsie. You can even dance wiv ‘er.

Janie Posted:

You neglected my suggestion. If fire seems too permanent, I once heardof someone letting a few poisonous spiders go in the main hallway. Fun times, fun times. Who cares if everyone hates you, as long as they are unsure enough of your sanity to stay 20 feet away at all times?

Ah yes, the old act so ****ing crazy that people are afraid of you gag.

This makes sense for a 75 lbs. wimp such as yourself.

Come to school with a bag full of items only a crazy person would have in their posession. (I am sure Janie can provide you a wonderful list of items that would be perfect for this).

Sure you will be expelled for a while…but you will have developed the persona of a crazy mother, and people will likely leave you alone.

Of course you will never have friends…or a girlfriend, but we make do with the hand we are dealt in life.

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/14/2008 11:51PM

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Ah yes, the old act so ****ing crazy that people are afraid of you gag.

This makes sense for a 75 lbs. wimp such as yourself.

Come to school with a bag full of items only a crazy person would have in their posession. (I am sure Janie can provide you a wonderful list of items that would be perfect for this).

Sure you will be expelled for a while…but you will have developed the persona of a crazy mother, and people will likely leave you alone.

Of course you will never have friends…or a girlfriend, but we make do with the hand we are dealt in life.

Let’s face it: he wasn’t going to have friends or a girlfriend anyway.


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enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Find out their secrets. Talk to them individually; tell them what you know; threaten to tell everyone else unless they leave you alone.


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Janie Posted:

Let’s face it: he wasn’t going to have friends or a girlfriend anyway.

Point taken.


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Robbed

Avatar: Spider Illustration
2

Level 8 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

-jack

i too know the pain you go thru

i think ur name

is a good

idea

.

i will light a

candle-

for y

xTROLLx

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin

[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Janie Posted:

I once heardof someone letting a few poisonous spiders go in the main hallway. Fun times, fun times.

you heard about that? I didnt think anyone knew i did it. Dit they mention me by name?


All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre;

The feast is over, and the lamps expire.

Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936, from his suicide note

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