Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Ah yes, the old act so ****ing crazy that people are afraid of you gag.

This makes sense for a 75 lbs. wimp such as yourself.

Come to school with a bag full of items only a crazy person would have in their posession. (I am sure Janie can provide you a wonderful list of items that would be perfect for this).

Sure you will be expelled for a while…but you will have developed the persona of a crazy mother, and people will likely leave you alone.

Of course you will never have friends…or a girlfriend, but we make do with the hand we are dealt in life.

Let’s face it: he wasn’t going to have friends or a girlfriend anyway.