Lara Croft Posted:

I’m sorry to admit this, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to feel easy around a monkey again.

It’s just…well, in a split second of ecstasy, I snapped a picture of the moment for my…private collection. Take a look.

I understand.

Once you have bee with a monkey, you will always feel an unsettling quiver in your loins, whenever you are near one.

True story.