Cats are one of the world’s most interesting animals! They have been plotting to take over humanity with the help of the Illuminati over 9000 years. These tiny beasts have no qualms about using human flesh to sate their hunger. Because of this, cats are expert hunters, using their skills to track down and eat prey. Some cats even sadistically toy with their prey for hours. Cats have sharp teeth and claws. They have hearing that is much better than a human’s, and great night vision, which makes them the perfect spy. FEAR CATS.