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Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Rick Ashley Posted:

Go and pull EVERY lever.

(ahahahaha oh god this might be messy)

Dixon’s curiosity reaches bursting point. Like a kid in a candy shop, he runs up to the closest lever, and reefs it down gleefully. Nothing happens apart from a weird blood smell. Disappointed, he runs to the next one. He slams it up and down several times, hearing nothing but a clicking sound each time. Then it jams. Growling in frustration, he turns around, preparing the grab the other levers. Then he ****s his pants. The 2nd lever DID do something. Something unpleasant.

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Reacting faster than the dazed and confused horde of monsters just summoned into being, he begins blasting, panic-stricken. A few dead former humans and imps later, Dixon feels hardened by his experience, and feels his skills rising to a new peak…..

(I’ll continue with the monster-killing and lever pulling, but first we need to choose a new trait to upgrade. I can explain any of them if needed)

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