Biff Tannen Posted:

Log in to see images! I met a girl called crayoncakes

On September twelfth over there

In front of General bumymetry

But unfortunately

I lost her address

She was last seen with her friend,

A drummer, she resembles George Harrison of the Beatles

But she wears her hair

Tied in a small bow at the back

I love her but it embarrbumes me

To walk down the street with her

She lives in Brooklyn somewhere

And wears this white crash helmet

She has gold chains on her leather jacket

And on the back is written the names

Jesus

And Nana

And Hell’s Angels

I would gratefully

Appreciate it if you see her tell her

I’m in the park with my friend

And please

Tell him Geoff and I

Don’t want the ten dollars back

Just her! Log in to see images!

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TRANSLATION: I AM ****Y BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I RUBBED ONE OUT, I STROKED TOO HARD AND NOW MY male reproductive organ HURTS