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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

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Log in to see images! It won’t be easy, you’ll think it strange

When I try to explain how I feel

That I still need your love after all that I’ve done

You won’t believe me

All you will see is a troll you once knew

Although he’s dressed up to the nines

At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen, I had to change

Couldn’t stay all my life down at heel

Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom

Running around, trying everything new

But nothing impressed me at all

I never expected it to

Don’t cry for me Team Shortbus

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don’t keep your distance

And as for fortune, and as for fame

I never invited them in

Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired

They are illusions

They are not the solutions they promised to be

The answer was here all the time

I love you and hope you love me

Don’t cry for me Team Shortbus

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don’t keep your distance

Have I said too much?

There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you.

But all you have to do is look at me to know

That every word is true Log in to see images!

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

obsessive


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DOPE-HARDCOR-
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

gigerth Posted:

obsessive

obsession

obsessed

abscessed

e:Log in to see images! DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 05/27/2008 11:46PM


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Biff Tannen Posted:

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! It won’t be easy, you’ll think it strange

When I try to explain how I feel

That I still need your love after all that I’ve done

You won’t believe me

All you will see is a troll you once knew

Although he’s dressed up to the nines

At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen, I had to change

Couldn’t stay all my life down at heel

Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun

So I chose freedom

Running around, trying everything new

But nothing impressed me at all

I never expected it to

Don’t cry for me Team Shortbus

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don’t keep your distance

And as for fortune, and as for fame

I never invited them in

Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired

They are illusions

They are not the solutions they promised to be

The answer was here all the time

I love you and hope you love me

Don’t cry for me Team Shortbus

The truth is I never left you

All through my wild days

My mad existence

I kept my promise

Don’t keep your distance

Have I said too much?

There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you.

But all you have to do is look at me to know

That every word is true Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

<TRANSLATING…....TRANSLATING…......>

TRANSLATION: PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TSB I AM VERY LONELY AND MISSED THE GAY SEX


PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SENSELESS

UPGRADED TO MAKE WAR

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

translationbot 1point0 Posted:

<TRANSLATING…....TRANSLATING…......>

TRANSLATION: PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TSB I AM VERY LONELY AND MISSED THE GAY SEX

we want him to join Log in to see images!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

gigerth Posted:

obsessive

Log in to see images!All right, pure delight

to see you stand in

all your glory.

Oh the joys when you boys

hit distant soil.

And I hope to try

to answer those who criticize you.

Lead the sheep in their sleep

to slaughter.

Won’t abide, pushed aside

Let me know when you’ve decided

I’ll decline when the sign

says “_TeamShortBus”

Your game has a name

force and fury, fact and fiction.

Sound the call, and the threads

will tumble. Log in to see images!

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

BirdofPrey Posted:

we want him to join Log in to see images!

<TRANSLATING….......TRANSLATING>

TRANSLATION: I MISSED THE GAY SEX TOO


PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SENSELESS

UPGRADED TO MAKE WAR

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DOPE-HARDCOR-
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

translationbot 1point0 Posted:

<TRANSLATING….......TRANSLATING>

TRANSLATION: I MISSED THE GAY SEX TOO

Hey there sexy, hows about we…kill all humans?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

are you kidding dude i get all the gay sex i could ever dream of.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

translationbot 1point0 Posted:

<TRANSLATING…....TRANSLATING…......>

TRANSLATION: PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TSB I AM VERY LONELY AND MISSED THE GAY SEX

Log in to see images! Roll yourself away from me

Unveil me from your layers

Lay with me

Let me plunder, – no betrayal

Shame cast out

Morning sensual fire aroused

Union upon union

In union we’ll flower

Sail naked in our funder

Press towards the burst

Drop the sweetest drop

Give the thunder up

Rocking to the top

Sensor none the shame

Cling no more to shame

Ring me in the morning

Take me, take me, in the rain

Oh come with me, eh great times with me

Concurr and swallow me

Explode secrete your tender

Let’s scream out like the sea

Pull me warm and slender

Concur and swallow me

Explode secrete your tender

Let’s scream out like the sea

Union upon union

Drop the sweetest drop

I think about you all day

Calling the sacred first

Rolling sunlit day

Give me what I thirst

Drop the sweetest drop

Give the thunder up

Rocking to the top

Sensor none the shame

Cling no more to shame

Ring me in the morning

Take me, take me in the rain

Oh come with me

Yeah come with me

Concur and swallow me

Explode secrete your tender

Let’s scream out like the sea

Roll yourself away

Immortal burn alive

Rocking to the top

Sensor none the shame

Cling no more to shame

Ring me in the morning

Take me, take me, in the rain

Oh come with me, oh! come with me

Concur and swallow me

Explode secrete your tender

Let’s scream out like the sea Log in to see images!

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

BirdofPrey Posted:

are you kidding dude i get all the gay sex i could ever dream of.

<TANSLATING…......TRANSLATING…......>

TRANSLATION: BEER IS USED BY FEMALE SEXUAL PREDATORS AT PARTIES AND BARS TO PERSUADE THEIR MALE VICTIMS TO GO HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

TYPICALLY A WOMAN NEEDS ONLY TO PERSUADE THE MALE TO CONSUME A FEW UNITS OF BEER THEN SIMPLY ASK HIM HOME FOR NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX.

MEN ARE RENDERED HELPLESS AGAINST THIS APPROACH.

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PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SENSELESS

UPGRADED TO MAKE WAR

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

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DEATH BY SNU SNU!

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

BirdofPrey Posted:

we want him to join Log in to see images!

no we don’t Log in to see images!


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

don’t contradict your father


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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Biff Tannen Posted:

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DEATH BY SNU SNU!

<TRANSLATING….........................................................................TRANSLATING…....................................>

TRANSLATION: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MOOD CHANGES, ANXIETY, PANIC ATTACKS, TROUBLE SLEEPING, IRRITABILITY, AGITATION, AGGRESSIVENESS, MANIA, THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE OR HURTING YOURSELF.


PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SENSELESS

UPGRADED TO MAKE WAR

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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

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bada bing bada ****in boom

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

BirdofPrey Posted:

don’t contradict your father

you’re not my real dad my mom’s just a whore


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

Macks Posted:

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bada bing bada ****in boom

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

crayoncakes Posted:

no we don’t Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! I met a girl called crayoncakes

On September twelfth over there

In front of General bumymetry

But unfortunately

I lost her address

She was last seen with her friend,

A drummer, she resembles George Harrison of the Beatles

But she wears her hair

Tied in a small bow at the back

I love her but it embarrbumes me

To walk down the street with her

She lives in Brooklyn somewhere

And wears this white crash helmet

She has gold chains on her leather jacket

And on the back is written the names

Jesus

And Nana

And Hell’s Angels

I would gratefully

Appreciate it if you see her tell her

I’m in the park with my friend

And please

Tell him Geoff and I

Don’t want the ten dollars back

Just her! Log in to see images!

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Biff Tannen Posted:

Log in to see images! I met a girl called crayoncakes

On September twelfth over there

In front of General bumymetry

But unfortunately

I lost her address

She was last seen with her friend,

A drummer, she resembles George Harrison of the Beatles

But she wears her hair

Tied in a small bow at the back

I love her but it embarrbumes me

To walk down the street with her

She lives in Brooklyn somewhere

And wears this white crash helmet

She has gold chains on her leather jacket

And on the back is written the names

Jesus

And Nana

And Hell’s Angels

I would gratefully

Appreciate it if you see her tell her

I’m in the park with my friend

And please

Tell him Geoff and I

Don’t want the ten dollars back

Just her! Log in to see images!

<TRANSLATING…......................TRANSLATING…........................................>

TRANSLATION: I AM ****Y BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I RUBBED ONE OUT, I STROKED TOO HARD AND NOW MY male reproductive organ HURTS


PROGRAMMED TO MAKE SENSE OF THE SENSELESS

UPGRADED TO MAKE WAR

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