Have you seen L.A. Story?

It’s a dogreat timesentary about this guy who lived in LA and the city god spoke to him through one of those traffic signs with the LED displays. Well, it’s not a dogreat timesentary exactly, but I’m pretty sure it’s based on a true story. Apparently that kind of thing happens a lot in LA.

Also, your parents grounding you is a sign that you should run away and live on the streets. The city is calling you to itself. But first, watch L.A. Story. You might not have access to a DVD player once you’re outside.