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Scargrrrl Posted:
scargrrrl, i followed your advice tonight. i had a cup of herbal tea around 8 in the evening, then took a purifying bath and anointed myself in white light oil. after that, i took some ambien and washed it down with an absinthe smoothie (mixed with pineapple, guava and organic yogurt). I went to bed with trent’s ghost tracks playing on my itunes.
it worked perfectly. i knew i had entered the dreamstate when i was met by a fat woman with brightly dyed orange hair. she spoke in romanian, but I understood what she was saying. she directed me into a dentist’s waiting room. after four hours of reading old issues of men’s health, she called me into the examination room.
only it wasn’t an examination room; it was a hotel ballroom that had been split up into smaller rooms for a dentists’ conference. the nurse led me past rows of tables and chairs to a door in the back of the conference room. there was a padlocked chain holding the door shut, but the nurse chewed through it with jade teeth.
we trekked through a desert for what seemed like hours before we found an oasis. trent was there, sitting under a palm tree and eating figs.
“would you like some ritz crackers with cheez whiz?” he asked me. i declined. he frowned, choked back a sob, and then threw himself off a nearby balcony.
after meditating on this all day, i’ve concluded that this is a clear signal that trent is (1) not gay, and (2) truly and devotedly in love with me. Kerridwen_Kali edited this message on 04/27/2008 11:31AMhelp me |
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