Hi everyone! It’s Tom Anderson from MySpace.com! I just had a grand adventure that I wanted to share with you all!

It all started in the IDC, where I persuaded The Other Other Hole to make me a member of Crotch Zombie for a day. He seemed kind of angry about something, I don’t know what.

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And so I was invited to join the elite klan run by this site’s illustrious developers! How awesome is that?

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Naturally, I accepted. Here you can see my home page, with my new klan affiliation! Log in to see images!

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They took me through a tour of their headquarters. Here’s the first part of their profile. Isn’t it awesome?

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And here I am, mingling with the cognoscenti!

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Then of course I went to their top secret forums to introduce myself. Here I am saying ‘hi’!

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Well, that’s all for now. Tune in for part two of my story, when I am nominated to replace Jalapeno Bootyhole as a permanent member of Crotch Zombie! Log in to see images!