Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion
Fun My Day as a Crotch Zombie

MySpace Tom

Avatar: MySpace Tom's Avatar
7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Hi everyone! It’s Tom Anderson from MySpace.com! I just had a grand adventure that I wanted to share with you all!

It all started in the IDC, where I persuaded The Other Other Hole to make me a member of Crotch Zombie for a day. He seemed kind of angry about something, I don’t know what.

Log in to see images!

And so I was invited to join the elite klan run by this site’s illustrious developers! How awesome is that?

Log in to see images!

Naturally, I accepted. Here you can see my home page, with my new klan affiliation! Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

They took me through a tour of their headquarters. Here’s the first part of their profile. Isn’t it awesome?

Log in to see images!

And here I am, mingling with the cognoscenti!

Log in to see images!

Then of course I went to their top secret forums to introduce myself. Here I am saying ‘hi’!

Log in to see images!

Well, that’s all for now. Tune in for part two of my story, when I am nominated to replace Jalapeno Bootyhole as a permanent member of Crotch Zombie! Log in to see images!

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

this thread is honestly one of the worst things I have ever read. i would like to request that you stick a knife in your throat.

Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

my god i love you piglet. are you ready to come back to tsb now? Log in to see images!

PhiIANThropi-
St

Avatar: PhiIANThropiSt's Avatar

Level 10 Re-Re

4000 AMERICANS DIED IN IRAQ... I HOPE IT ****ING HURT

Log in to see images!

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

i also want to be a crotch zombie

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

This is an epic win. It iz made of lulz and an hero.

Leechbait

Avatar: 38669 Mon Nov 03 13:38:26 -0500 2008
15

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

stop the suspenze

what do gay whoreses eat?

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Natalie Posted:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNICORNS.

What a coup, TOM. You deserve a major major peen for that. In fact, not just a Peen, but a title to go with it. I suggest Peen Lord or some such. Maybe Right Honorable Peen Lord, if you want to get fancy.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2014-04-15 12:48:22 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It's in MY bum!

Marcos El Malo Posted:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNICORNS.

What a coup, TOM. You deserve a major major peen for that. In fact, not just a Peen, but a title to go with it. I suggest Peen Lord or some such. Maybe Right Honorable Peen Lord, if you want to get fancy.

LORD ZOMBIE sounds right. What a coup. Log in to see images!

Voodoo_Pimpin

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

i wish you were still a crotch zombie so you could ban yourself for this stupid thread

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened in this game.Log in to see images!

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

My bra’s off to you, good sir.

Voodoo_Pimpin

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Arktor Posted:

My bra’s off to you, good sir.

i wish youdve taken your head off too

Jeebbus

Avatar: Ron Paul

[The Super Adventur-
e Club
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

TOM YOU FAIL…

YOU SHOULD OF MADE YOURSELF AN OFFICER Log in to see images!

xTROLLx

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin

[Island of Avalon]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I press my forehead on the window

And through it watch children

Playing on the lawn

Desolation pulses through my veins

And my futile fingers reach out for guidance

I savor the blade, sinking deeper than blue

I can taste tranquility for a wavering instance

The anger flows down my arm as the bitter black blood

Burns off my fingertips

Death swims before me in hazy illusion

Images of eternity skip shamelessly through my mind

Pain surrounds, I am resolved to be – still

I run my hand on the tear stained window

And distorted through it

Watch children playing on the lawn

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

tom you smell

****hole

Avatar: fuckhole's Avatar
6

Level 16 Troll

Open 24/7

You may have been a member for a day, but you weren’t an admin! /flex

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

****hole Posted:

You may have been a member for a day, but you weren’t an admin! /flex

You wouldn’t have become an admin if it weren’t for him.

****hole

Avatar: fuckhole's Avatar
6

Level 16 Troll

Open 24/7

Here are some pics now that the fun is over:

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!