Add your own if you have any.

In general: You can never have enough +100 Ego items. Ever. In fact, I try to keep at least x8 of them in inventory at any given time, 16 at most. Ego replenishing items are more important than new equipment, if the increase in the equipment isn’t that much.

At the start, increase Thrifty Shopper as much as you can while getting your attack skills. While beefing up on Defense or Offense seems good, a lot in Thrifty Shopper will allow you to buy more +100 Ego items or your clbumes ‘MP’, while getting equipment at drastically lower prices.

Upkeep is something best ignored until you are level 10 and have a few extra points to spend.

Gamblebot is not your friend. Unless you like losing Flezz, stay away.

Buy enough Ego replenishing items so that you can XSS and FBO a single forum in one go. Having to return to the same forum twice wastes turns. Wasting Flezz is better than wasting your turns.

For Trolls: Fap is typically not worth it. +3 Offense for 4 turns will just get you attacked for one turn and give you a small boost in damage for 4 turns, while taking up a small chunk of Douchebaggery. If it lasted longer, it might be, but I’ve found no good returns with it. Your results may vary.

You generally only need 2, possibly 3 +60 Douchebaggery items in case of emergency since you are unlikely to run out of it given how much you have and how little your skills drain it. What you absolutely need is as many +100 Ego items as you can carry.

For Camwhores: Get stuff with the most Charisma bonus early on and don’t sell it even if you get something better without the bonus. Equip it after you’re done Pwning for the night to get better junk delivered to you.

If it’s becoming too expensive to repair your equipment, don’t wear it into battle unless it helps -immensely-. This was supposed to be fixed in a recent update by making the equipment break less quickly, but I haven’t seen by how much.

For Emos: When it comes to level up, boost Ego over Tears every time. The more total ego you have, the longer you can survive with less ego, the harder you hit. Having 30/300 HP will help hit larget numbers than 30/100.

Life After Death is typically not worth buying. It costs 10 skill points, 10 tears to use and only restores 20-28 Ego if you hit 0 Ego, with a further delay of 9 turns. If I could unbuy this I could, I can’t think of any times this has kept me from failing to Pwn a forum when I had a Ego+ replenishing item on hand. It’s mostly useful for when you have 100 Ego, want to waste a turn to use it so you can hit slightly harder at very little Ego rather than healing yourself, for just one turn. This skill will empty out your tears -very- quickly.

For ReRe’s over level 2: God have mercy on you all.