Janie Posted:

I gotta say as your missions go, this one is bottom drawer.

00M, what is this civilian doing on our frequency? I thought this channel was secure!

The bottom drawer…That’s where Evil Trout keeps his collection of midget pr0n. IS THIS SIGNIFICANT?

Guau. This is just too much.

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**** this ****, guys. I’m going for his computer.

Bear Posted:

Monkey, there appears to be some papers stuffed into this moldy chicken.

GOod! Grab those, they could be important!

UnluckyCharms Posted:

00M, what is this civilian doing on our frequency? I thought this channel was secure!

The bottom drawer…That’s where Evil Trout keeps his collection of midget pr0n. IS THIS SIGNIFICANT?

Guau. This is just too much.

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**** this ****, guys. I’m going for his computer.

Good thinking Unlucky Charms. Download whatever you can off of it, that computer must hold some things we can use.

Okay, at the terminal.

Will have to guess at the pbumword. “pbumword”? No. “god”? No. Maybe…”iheartsmurfstheymakemethinknastythoughtsthatremindmeofmymother”?

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I’M IN!

Holy **** that’s a lot of midget pr0n. The entire hard drive seems to be full of it.

Wait, let me try making hidden folders visible and OH CRAP THERE’S A FOLDER RIGHT ON THE DESKTOP NAMED THE GIGERTH CONNECTION!

I’m opening it…THERE ARE FILES ON ALL OF US HERE! What, elenaratelimit is WHOSE alt? Unbelievable! 00M, it even has your real name! Log in to see images!

Good thing I brought this jump drive. No time to sift through this stuff now, commencing download sequence.

UnluckyCharms Posted:

Just thirty seconds more…00M, I need a diversion.

Alright give me a moment, I had a diversion planned for such an occasion.

I need to get his attention, there we go. I had hired a Church’s Chicken employee and a van earlier today, for just this purpose.

“Go ahead driver, honk your horn and drive past but do it quickly!”

There’s no way he can resist Church’s Chicken!

OK Evil Trout has taken the bait, repeat he has taken the bait!

He has thrown on a bathrobe and is now chasing after the Church’s Chicken van.

Get out get out! Everyone get out and pull back.

Kylie, get the hell out of that basement!

*snekes in thru the trees*

Psssst… Hey gyus I was setn her by som guy caled Amaranhtus, he sayed to giv yo uthese.

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He sayed he woud try too com tomorow. He aslo rote you tihs not.

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He sayed tob e very carfull wiht the darts becaes, tehy hav strogn medicin adn, tehy are sharp. He mite hav sayed som other stfu but, I dont’ remember.

Hey Nise fort! I hav a fort lik tihs over by—-

*sees Kylei adn, gets scerred*

I gotta go!

*runs of into teh trees agen*

ok I am going to attempt to set up a surveylence camera in the second story bedroom window. Somebody cover my bum.

... no seriously COVER MY bum!!!

amaranthus Posted:

Folks, I have made some disconcerting discoveries in his garden.

First of all, the following flowers may look like evidence of simple fabulous personry, but I bumure you it’s much more serious than that.

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Delosperma cooperi

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Delosperma lydenbergnse

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Acacia berlandieri

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Acacia karroo

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Tabernanthe iboga

The first three of these plants contain the dimethyl tryptamine (DMT), a powerful psychedelic used in religious practices of certain South American tribes… and by hippies. Moreover, Acacia berlandieri contains amphetamines. The fourth, iboga, is the source of ibogaine, a drug used as a sacrament in a number of West African religions. Yes, that’s right… West African. This is very serious, indeed.

The potency of each of these drugs would be far more than his puny brain can handle. In combination, these drugs could drive a real man to insanity; God only knows what madness they have engendered in Mr. Trout.

Folks, be very careful if you should choose to approach the target. The feverish, unstable behavior we witnessed earlier is most likely the result of his these powerful substances destroying his tiny, fragile psyche. I shall retreat to my labratory and begin developing a counteragent specific to this mix of DMT, amphetamines, and ibogaine. It won’t be easy, but if I can get the right balance of chemicals… well, we should be able to bring him back to the level of a slightly very special seven year old.

I will send a courier to you later with the counteragent.

Good luck, and be careful.

Wow, you really know a lot about plants and stuff. Like are there plants that could make someone alive but not able to move? Nature is so beautiful and so deadly.

Gentlemen Posted:

Agent 6 reporting for duty… status report, MiaSwaG?

At the moment we are holed up in a sort of make shift shelter just outside of his home.

We have video and audio equipment set up in most of his rooms, and we are just monitoring his activity.

Janie Posted:

Can I just kinda…hang with the plant guy? I won’t be any trouble, promise!

Young lady we cannot allow civilians to potentially come to harm. However I am sure that if you tubmailed the “plant guy” he would love to answer all your questions.

He really get’s off on all that stuff.