Okay, at the terminal.

Will have to guess at the pbumword. “pbumword”? No. “god”? No. Maybe…”iheartsmurfstheymakemethinknastythoughtsthatremindmeofmymother”?

...

I’M IN!

Holy **** that’s a lot of midget pr0n. The entire hard drive seems to be full of it.

Wait, let me try making hidden folders visible and OH CRAP THERE’S A FOLDER RIGHT ON THE DESKTOP NAMED THE GIGERTH CONNECTION!

I’m opening it…THERE ARE FILES ON ALL OF US HERE! What, elenaratelimit is WHOSE alt? Unbelievable! 00M, it even has your real name! Log in to see images!

Good thing I brought this jump drive. No time to sift through this stuff now, commencing download sequence.