Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Looks like we’ve got movement folks.

Evil Trout is heading towards his kitchen….why doesn’t he pull that dildo out when he walks? DAMN it’s going to take months of therapy to get that out of my head!

i have constructed a makeshift fort in his backyard out of two rusty, old trucks on cinder blocks and a discarded bed sheet.

i suggest we consider this a base of operations...if nobody minds the smell (i also suggest all agents avoid touching the bed sheet).

Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:­XXPM

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Agent get hold of yourself, you can do this. I mean you’ve seen worse **** than this right?

OK OK You haven’t but…damn it man you’re a professional!

Wait….it looks like….yes, Evil Trout is urinating into his refrigerator.

Repeat, Evil Trout has just urinated in his refrigerator.

from my position, i see evil trout pulling a large slice of a watermelon out of his refrigerator.

i can't tell from my position but...was that on the same shelf he just urinated on?

Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:­XXPM

Scul-Fuk-Der Posted:

from my position, i see evil trout pulling a large slice of a watermelon out of his refrigerator.

i can't tell from my position but...was that on the same shelf he just urinated on?

Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:­XXPM

That is confirmed, video shows that it was from the same shelf.

You know, monkeys don’t even **** where they eat…what the hell kind of sick **** are we dealing with here?

January Posted:

Sorry buddy, had to step out for a minute for some clean air. This is one sick son of a **** we’re dealing with.

Wait, I think I see someone else there. There, in the corner. See it, pally? Seems to be addressing Trout.

Can anyone make out who that is? He is just out of camera range. It looks like…Jalapeno Bootyhole?

Can anyone confirm?

Well, he must be enjoying the conversation, because his phallus just got rigid real fast. Oh, Christ, he’s moving towards the figure.

Someone get a damn lock on Trout, he’s leaving visual range.

UnluckyCharms Posted:

Pues, bueno, tienes razón. I panicked. But I tell you, hermano, were it not for this bumGUARD bum PROTECTOR™ I would be reduced from a proud Spanish pícaro to a Mexican jumping bean. Never mind, now is not the time for monologuing.

...

I have visual contact. Repeat, have visual contact. Trout is now scampering up the stairs away from the kitchen on all fours. Requesting instructions. Proceed to bedroom, or wait for backup?

Are you sure that bum guard works mi amigo?

Because I would hate to send you in there if it doesn’t…

What to do what to do…

Alright, go ahead but proceed with EXTREME caution!

Hai guys! what cha up too?

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Are you sure that bum guard works mi amigo?

It kept me safe the time I spent six months in a Mexican prison—it won’t fail me now.

go ahead but proceed with EXTREME caution!

Roger that, 00M. Reestablishing visual lock. It’s…It’s…iMadre de Dios!

There is someone else here. Parece que sea a human-sized robot lying on the bed, and…and…Evil Trout is squatting over its mouth!

UnluckyCharms Posted:

Roger that, 00M. Reestablishing visual lock. It’s…It’s…iMadre de Dios!

There is someone else here. Parece que sea a human-sized robot lying on the bed, and…and…Evil Trout is squatting over its mouth!

don't be too alarmed, we've known evil trout and excre-bot have been in league for quite awhi...

wait...do my eyes deceive me, or is that silent disapproval bot he's squatting on?

Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:­XXPM

Janie Posted:

I gotta say as your missions go, this one is bottom drawer.

We don’t get to pick our missions…if we did we’d never have picked this one!