Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Agent get hold of yourself, you can do this. I mean you’ve seen worse **** than this right?

OK OK You haven’t but…damn it man you’re a professional!

Pues, bueno, tienes razón. I panicked. But I tell you, hermano, were it not for this bumGUARD bum PROTECTOR™ I would be reduced from a proud Spanish pícaro to a Mexican jumping bean. Never mind, now is not the time for monologuing.

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I have visual contact. Repeat, have visual contact. Trout is now scampering up the stairs away from the kitchen on all fours. Requesting instructions. Proceed to bedroom, or wait for backup?