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I was doing a little I found two stained blow up dolls with small holes in them, several ruined VHS tapes of illegal porn, a Kwanza decoration and a box full of used batteries.
What really concerns me is the used checkbook I found. The duplicates show checks written out to several negro charities icluding: bumociated Black Charities http://www.bumociatedblackcharities.org/home.shtml NAACP http://www.naacp.org/home/index.htm And the Black Student Fund http://www.blackstudentfund.org/ As well as other checks which suggest copious amounts of fabulous personry in Evil Trouts spending habits. This requires further investigation.
All agents converge on Evil Trouts residence and commence stakeout of said property.
Mission codename Hot Tuna. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:30PM |
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Wirin’ up audio and visuals. Oughta be up in 3… 2… 1… |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:32PM |
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There we g- oh, Christ, the bugger’s completely naked and tappin’ away at his laptop. And there’s a blond wig on the top of his bed. Jesus, pallies, why are we watching this bugger? |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:35PM |
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I could probly squeeze in through his basement window. But i’m so afraid of him right now after what he did earlier.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:40PM |
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January Posted:
Remember our mission January.
I know this bumignment sucks, this is one sick bastard we are dealing with, but suck it up and stay focused. We need to get as much information about this twisted pervert as we can. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:40PM |
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Kylie Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:41PM |
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Okay, I've set up base outside the back of the house, I can't see much for now, I'll listen in though. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:49PM |
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Died Posted:
Roger that, I have squeezed in through his bedroom window and set up surveillance equipment in there. Audio and visual should be a go. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:51PM |
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Ill check around back, see if we can get more visuals inside the house. |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:51PM |
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Died Posted:
Seems to be a open window, could you help me get up? |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:54PM |
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Bear Posted: Jesus Bear you must weigh a ton. What the hell have you been eating?
Alright, everyone is in place, and we have backups waiting to replace us when needded, this may be awhile so get comfortable.
January…is that, is that what I think it is? Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/24/2008 8:06PMLog in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 7:55PM |
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I pulled up his Freshman and Sophomore Year Book Pictures at Inner City High School from the innernet.
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:11PM |
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n00Biff Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:31PM |
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while sifting through evil trout's backyard compost heap, i found three things of interest. 1. at least 2/3 of the heap was composed of discarded chicken bones. 2. half of the remaining heap was composed of discarded watermelon rinds. 3. a large, pornography filled folder labeled:
PIC’TURS OF SUM’A’DEM PRETTY LITTLE WHITE WOMENS
Agent-X edited this message on 06/24/2008 X:XXPM |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:39PM |
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Folks, I have made some disconcerting discoveries in his garden.
First of all, the following flowers may look like evidence of simple fabulous personry, but I bumure you it’s much more serious than that.
Log in to see images! Delosperma cooperi
Log in to see images! Delosperma lydenbergnse
Log in to see images! Acacia berlandieri
Log in to see images! Acacia karroo
Log in to see images! Tabernanthe iboga
The first three of these plants contain the dimethyl tryptamine (DMT), a powerful psychedelic used in religious practices of certain South American tribes… and by hippies. Moreover, Acacia berlandieri contains amphetamines. The fourth, iboga, is the source of ibogaine, a drug used as a sacrament in a number of West African religions. Yes, that’s right… West African. This is very serious, indeed.
The potency of each of these drugs would be far more than his puny brain can handle. In combination, these drugs could drive a real man to insanity; God only knows what madness they have engendered in Mr. Trout.
Folks, be very careful if you should choose to approach the target. The feverish, unstable behavior we witnessed earlier is most likely the result of his these powerful substances destroying his tiny, fragile psyche. I shall retreat to my labratory and begin developing a counteragent specific to this mix of DMT, amphetamines, and ibogaine. It won’t be easy, but if I can get the right balance of chemicals… well, we should be able to bring him back to the level of a slightly very special seven year old.
I will send a courier to you later with the counteragent.
Good luck, and be careful. amaranthus edited this message on 06/24/2008 8:59PMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:41PM |
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amaranthus Posted:
all agents should also be alerted that evil trout may have tried to physically bumault an agent earlier today - with intent to enjoy. it is advised that evil trout's large fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organ be considered a dangerous weapon in such a situation and the utmost should be observed if you encounter him while he's not wearing his pants.
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:48PM |
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I would caution you all to tener aun más cuidado. ¿What do you think those batteries were for, gringos?
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! iViva la revolución! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:54PM |
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UnluckyCharms Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:54PM |
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That’s no strap-on dildo—it’s a VIBRATING strap-on dildo! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Log in to see images! iViva la revolución! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:55PM |
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Agent get hold of yourself, you can do this. I mean you’ve seen worse **** than this right? OK OK You haven’t but…damn it man you’re a professional!
Wait….it looks like….yes, Evil Trout is urinating into his refrigerator. Repeat, Evil Trout has just urinated in his refrigerator. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:58PM |
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