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Contest Official contest announcement: Emo-ku masters revealed!

Jalapeno Booty-
hole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 Thu Jul 17 12:22:24 -0400 2008
13

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Last night, me and the Forumwarz Kreativ Team (Trout, Bingebot and Abdullah) had an exaggeratedly parliamentarian round of voting to determine the winners of the Emo haiku contest.

The top ten entries will earn the poets a special E-Peen, called “Kireji-sama.” The top entry gets 7 BP and the two runners-up get 5 BP each. Also, the best 25 (or so) will become part of a future attack!

Here are the winners:

 

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

 

Vuron

New Christmas sweater

My mom knitted it for me

Trapped in woolen hell

 

RUNNERS-UP

 

Kerridwen_Kali

playground swing, chain creaks

dead leaves dance beneath my feet

i scare the toddlers

 

MONGOLoidWARRIOR

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

 

CONTENDERS

 

elenaratelimit

semen mixed with blood

memories of enjoy persist

I’m sorry brother

 

Conconhead

My parents love me.

They give support and kindness.

This is SO not fair.

 

scullyangel

Children play below

I watch alone from the roof

A leap at sunset

 

LOLBags

Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace

 

King Krimson

I’m going to die

Necrophiliacs rejoice

Corpse ****ing ahoy.

 

Orb

A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime

 

SG94

Once, I tried to smile

to shroud the pain in my heart.

Then my jaws hurt, too.

 

Let me point out that this was a highly democratic process and winners were primarily determined by what made us all chuckle consistently. There were several more “serious” entries that we thought were great — actual good poems and everything — but they unfortunately couldn’t make it to the top ten. But there were a lot of really good ones.

Thanks again to all who entered!

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Sat Aug 30 17:10:44 -0400 2008
7

[To mate with the second person pronoun]

Level 10 Troll

WILL SUCK male reproductive organ FOR BROWNIE POINTS (too bad I've wasted 3 already)

What were the top 25? You only have the top ten there.

TeeKayEff

Avatar: 2702 Mon Jun 23 23:30:07 -0400 2008
19
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Aw man Log in to see images!

Congratulations Vuron.

Pickled male reproductive organbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
50
47

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

dag Log in to see images!

elenaratelimit

Avatar: 24791 Sat Sep 20 01:33:02 -0400 2008
26
8

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

fine upstanding member of society

grats winners b2b woooo Log in to see images!

enire

Avatar: 31090 Tue Jul 15 13:18:37 -0400 2008
25
9

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Grats, winners!

nanalatinojesu-
s gets you JUS-
TICE IN YOUR F-
ORUMS

Avatar: 2087 Wed Sep 24 22:37:02 -0400 2008
14
4

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

MONGOLoidWARRIOR

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

haha, this one is amazing.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 Wed Sep 24 14:33:52 -0400 2008
34
14

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

Self-Proclaimed Goddess of Forumwarz

enire Posted:

Grats, winners!

Indeed, those were really good entries.

Simon Groothui-
zen

Avatar: 21099 Fri Aug 15 07:55:13 -0400 2008
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22

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Lol, I forgot I even entered, so this is a nice surpriseLog in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 Sun Oct 05 20:23:57 -0400 2008
6

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 7 Troll

WILL UNBAN STUPID PEOPLE FOR SOME male reproductive organ SUCKAGE. TUBMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS. ILLEGAL MULTIS ALLOWED.

I’ve awarded the E-Peen™ and BP guys, congrats!

elenaratelimit

Avatar: 24791 Sat Sep 20 01:33:02 -0400 2008
26
8

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

fine upstanding member of society

I feel bigger…in my e-pants Log in to see images!

scullyangel

Avatar: 12797 Fri Mar 07 22:56:58 -0500 2008
41
23

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

Total ****ing ****.

Cool. Congrats to Vuron, that was perfect. Log in to see images!

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl
28
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Grats all.

edit: all who won, that is.

Arktor edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:00PM

Lara Croft

Avatar: 7241 Fri Jun 13 00:00:10 -0400 2008
34
7

[Gunther and the Sunshine Girls fanclub]

Level 10 Camwhore

SHOW US YOUR NAKED <3

I’m surprised I didn’t put more effort into this contest…poetry is right up my alley. Log in to see images!

Congrats to all the winners. Log in to see images! Lara Croft edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:29PM

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Thu Apr 17 11:56:47 -0400 2008
38
8

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

And four out of ten were members of 70CS! I’m proud of (myself) and all my fellow klansmen. Good job, guys!

And grats to Vuron, as well!

King Krimson

Avatar: 37688 Sat Oct 04 05:51:53 -0400 2008
22
5

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Hooray! Victory!

I’m still going to kill myself.

Just you wait and see.

—-

Congrats everyone! Whether you won or not, the quality of competition was generally high.

Thank you!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 Tue Sep 09 20:55:34 -0400 2008
21
4

[Snobby McSnobbersons]

Level 10 Emo Kid

I’m too fashionable to rickroll

Yay, Vuron!

mary misanthro-
pe

Avatar: 20790 Sat Apr 05 15:59:20 -0400 2008
21
11

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Me sad me didn’t win anything, congratulate the winners, yay Vuron!

mary misanthro-
pe

Avatar: 20790 Sat Apr 05 15:59:20 -0400 2008
21
11

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

And yay for K.Kali, I liked yours a whole lot tooooooo.

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
13

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

mary misanthrope Posted:

Me sad me didn’t win anything, congratulate the winners, yay Vuron!

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