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|Official contest announcement: Emo-ku masters revealed!|
Last night, me and the Forumwarz Kreativ Team (Trout, Bingebot and Abdullah) had an exaggeratedly parliamentarian round of voting to determine the winners of the Emo haiku contest.
The top ten entries will earn the poets a special E-Peen, called “Kireji-sama.” The top entry gets 7 BP and the two runners-up get 5 BP each. Also, the best 25 (or so) will become part of a future attack!
Here are the winners:
GRAND PRIZE WINNER
New Christmas sweater
My mom knitted it for me
Trapped in woolen hell
playground swing, chain creaks
dead leaves dance beneath my feet
i scare the toddlers
Cheer up everyone
Your life could be a lot worse
I have downs syndrome
semen mixed with blood
memories of enjoy persist
I’m sorry brother
My parents love me.
They give support and kindness.
This is SO not fair.
Children play below
I watch alone from the roof
A leap at sunset
Prove your love, my sweet
Show your devotion to me
Friend me on MySpace
I’m going to die
Corpse ****ing ahoy.
A soul torn apart
By the bitter injustice
Ten o’clock bedtime
Once, I tried to smile
to shroud the pain in my heart.
Then my jaws hurt, too.
Let me point out that this was a highly democratic process and winners were primarily determined by what made us all chuckle consistently. There were several more “serious” entries that we thought were great — actual good poems and everything — but they unfortunately couldn’t make it to the top ten. But there were a lot of really good ones.
Thanks again to all who entered!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:41PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
What were the top 25? You only have the top ten there.
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:44PM||View Big Brother's Profile | #|
Aw man Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:44PM||View TeeKayEff's Profile | #|
dag Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:46PM||#|
grats winners b2b woooo Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:47PM||View elenaratelimit's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:48PM||View enire's Profile | #|
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
haha, this one is amazing.
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:49PM||View nanalatinojesus ...'s Profile | #|
Indeed, those were really good entries.
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:50PM||View Fran's Profile | #|
Lol, I forgot I even entered, so this is a nice surpriseLog in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:51PM||#|
I’ve awarded the E-Peen™ and BP guys, congrats!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:51PM||View Evil Trout's Profile | #|
I feel bigger…in my e-pants Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:55PM||View elenaratelimit's Profile | #|
Cool. Congrats to Vuron, that was perfect. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:55PM||View scully's Profile | #|
edit: all who won, that is.Arktor edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:00PM
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 1:59PM||View Arktor's Profile | #|
I’m surprised I didn’t put more effort into this contest…poetry is right up my alley. Log in to see images!
Congrats to all the winners. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 06/24/2008 2:29PM
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 2:28PM||View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | #|
And four out of ten were members of 70CS! I’m proud of (myself) and all my fellow klansmen. Good job, guys!
And grats to Vuron, as well!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 3:07PM||View Orb's Profile | #|
I’m still going to kill myself.
Just you wait and see.
Congrats everyone! Whether you won or not, the quality of competition was generally high.
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 3:34PM||View King Krimson's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 3:46PM||View Odalisque's Profile | #|
Me sad me didn’t win anything, congratulate the winners, yay Vuron!
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 5:52PM||View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | #|
And yay for K.Kali, I liked yours a whole lot tooooooo.
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 5:53PM||View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | #|
mary misanthrope Posted:
|Posted On: 06/24/2008 8:42PM||View Rick Ashley's Profile | #|