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Contest [CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Abdullah_Obl-
ongata

Avatar: Denim Skirt

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 7 Camwhore

The Internet frightens me

The enjoy you gave me

Was the worst I’ve ever felt

Can I call you dad?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

My heart is broken
My tattered soul has worn down
Just like my girls jeans

I watch you daily
bumerflies fill my stomach
Sometimes it's just gas

No one gets my pain
My angst is too much to bear
I'll be An Hero

– luckily for everyone entering, I suck at writing poetry. FAIL won’t be destroying this contest…

EDIT: just kidding, I just backread this thread and half the people don’t understand the format of haikus. I got a chance ****es!

FAIL edited this message on 06/17/2008 3:13AM

Measle

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
6

Level 26 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

 
Stacey, I miss you
and ache for a mere touch, or
At least a hand job

Like "The Crow", I say
"Not as good as the comic"
****ing "Watchmen" film

I have to mention
My rainy soul miasma.
(Hidden KoL in-joke)
 
 

Measle edited this message on 06/17/2008 3:26AM

Squidly

Avatar: Squidly's Avatar
49

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

A dark room, I tripped

and stepped on my pet spider

I shall kill myself

Squidly edited this message on 06/17/2008 3:38AM

Duroth

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Razors cut my wrist Log in to see images!

But why won’t the cut bleed? Log in to see images!

Awww, that’s right -thrombosis Log in to see images!

protagonist

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Kings-O-Douche]

Level 13 Troll

Julian is a homo

My mother has a stash,

If she does not share with me,

Down the stairs she goes

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

6

7

5

BeBoBli

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Unbearable mind

A psyche more than simply twined

Dammit! That just rhymed!

Delicious Lie

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
9

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

i wish i was dead

then the aching pain of life

would never return

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blood flows from my wrists

i need to clean the carpet

tears flow to the ground

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check out my tattoos

this hula girl would boogie

but it hurts to flex

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Overspammer

Avatar: Sad Face
2

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Suicide, Murder

i killed myself after that

suicide, murder

Overspammer edited this message on 06/17/2008 12:16PM

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Oh broken hearted,

I carve your name on my thigh.

I shall die alone.

mary misanthrope edited this message on 06/17/2008 9:11PM

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

I am high and I meant to edit the above post.

mary misanthrope edited this message on 06/17/2008 9:11PM

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

No friends in real life

my life on the internet

is equally sad

wutwutwutHAET

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

They don’t understand

I am different to them

So I’ll cut myself

yay mah first post.

silver blade cuts deep

crimson drops and salty tears

fractals on white tiles

Log in to see images! 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 edited this message on 06/18/2008 3:38PM

Pizza_Fiend

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Long tongued liars taunt

gathering around the fool

to feed on his shame

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Reaching deep within

forgive me for my one sin

the cold blade heals me

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Deny angel’s words

find myself in the bottle

the devil takes over

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Pizza_Fiend edited this message on 06/18/2008 6:43PM

fuzzyluva

Avatar: Model Posing
2

[futanari-moeXyurik-
o-chan
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

My heart begins to

wither away, with my head

buried in my hands

fuzzyluva

Avatar: Model Posing
2

[futanari-moeXyurik-
o-chan
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

These wrists they do bleed

in your mouth sinful lust they

linger forever.

fuzzyluva

Avatar: Model Posing
2

[futanari-moeXyurik-
o-chan
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Those lies they cut me

like the silver sliver

makes me bleed deeply

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Starting new school Fall

Perhaps less bruises from Jocks?

Highly unlikely. Log in to see images!

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