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Contest [CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Robomaster

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

1)

Time’s flowing away,

My tears flow even faster,

Like a rushing stream

2)

Warm summer morning,

Curling up in a corner,

All alone crying.

3)

Slicing bit by bit,

Watching the blood trickle down,

Enjoying the pain

Robomaster edited this message on 06/21/2008 9:29AM

Robomaster

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

CANCELLED, sorry

Robomaster edited this message on 06/21/2008 9:23AM

ShadyPixels

Avatar: Blood Cells
34

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Why did you leave me?

Was it the necrophili-

a? You raped my heart

Nestan

Avatar: Webcam Girl
4

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I cut myself deep

The blood shows the darkness in

my cold black emo soul

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

I hate you all

My pain will not diminish

I’m totally gay

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Bleak winter rises

The emptiness of my soul

Covered in black ice

——-

Children play below

I watch alone from the roof

A leap at sunset

——-

Twilight falls bloodless

You stabbed my heart with your stare

These scars are for you

{Also, those who have posted song lyrics as their own emo-ku should probably edit them out before they are exposed. Log in to see images! scully edited this message on 06/13/2008 6:20PM

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Crying but softly

I choke on your large male reproductive organ

enjoy is not that fun.

—-

(Note the irony. I love you guys really!)

King Krimson edited this message on 06/13/2008 6:34PM

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Fallout Boy’s new song

A glimpse into loneliness

My tears flow like blood

Arktor edited this message on 06/13/2008 11:36PM

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

1)
Curtis and Cobain,
In fame musicians suffer,
I should learn guitar.

Yes, that’s a Joy Division AND a Nirvana reference in the same emo haiku.

2)
Let my blood flow forth
And bathe in crimson glory
This homework is hard.

3)
Somnambulant I
perambulate, my life is
over after prom.
DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 06/13/2008 9:41PM

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

1)
Curtis and Cobain,
In fame musicians suffer,
I should learn guitar.

Yes, that’s a Joy Division AND a Nirvana reference in the same emo haiku.

For the record, it wasn’t the fame that killed Curtis, it was the unbearable seizures.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

TeeKayEff Posted:

For the record, it wasn’t the fame that killed Curtis, it was the unbearable seizures.

I thought he also had some messed up relationship/emotional crap to boot. Besides, you know that emo-ku is totally Log in to see images!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

I have been left alone

Alone in the darkness of life

They will not miss me Log in to see images!

arbitrayer

Avatar: arbitrayer's Avatar

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Sharp banana feels

like seventy rubber bands

stuck in my bum

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

enjoy, it is a crime

except on thursday, and then

**** me in the bum

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The darkness covers

like a choking blanket, why?

My life should end now Log in to see images!

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Alone in shadows

My cuts keep getting deeper

I guess I’ll cut some more

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I’m going to die

Necrophiliacs rejoice

Corpse ****ing ahoy.

—-

Gentle breeze blows by

Here, I am going to jump

Tears roll down my face.

—-

And, (since I’m past my limit) just for fun:

My tongue in an bum

The only one who understands

God, I love donkeys.

King Krimson edited this message on 06/14/2008 5:27PM

Evil Karp

Avatar: Evil Karp's Avatar

Level 2 Re-Re

You do not know me

Nobody understans me

Attention please

Evil Karp edited this message on 06/14/2008 3:33PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

My tears flow as blood

bitter pain; resonating:

Make-up in my eyes

Bidoof

Avatar: Bidoof's Avatar
13

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

My soul is pitch black

But they doubt my dark presence

”You’s a cracka’, foo’”

BigMother

Avatar: Blonde Woman

Level 3 Camwhore

NAZI male reproductive organSUCKER

Depression:

Dark miasmic Soul

Surrounded always alone

Blood heals pain brings light

Uncertain Future:

Vast waters beyond

Vertigo slow falling

Catch me and steer me

Girlfriend:

Stabbing without pain

Hurricane batters me down

Love strong one life weak

BigMother

Avatar: Blonde Woman

Level 3 Camwhore

NAZI male reproductive organSUCKER

P.S: Every word in a Haiku is important.

Using conjunctions is just full of fail.

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