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|[CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!|
Based on our latest (and only!) poll, you guys chose the Emo Poetry contest. So that’s what we’re doing, but with a twist: This contest is for Emo Haiku.
First off, familiarize yourself with the format of this evocative Japanese poetic form. For this is what you’ll be submitting, in exchange for possible E-Peen™ and Brownie Points.
We’re sticking to the traditional 17-syllable, three-line format (5/7/5). It should be descriptive, evocative, literal and non-rhyming. We’re not going to be strict about punctuation, references to a season or deliberate use of contrast, but it should still be reasonably pbumable as a real haiku — except extremely emo and hilariously depressing in nature.
You may submit a maximum of three haiku in this thread. That’s three per player, not per character. You can tweak entries later, but the substance of it should not change dramatically.
The haiku must be your original creation (obvi). By submitting in this thread, you are allowing us to use your intellectual property in any way we see fit, such as in a future Emo Kid attack. Log in to see images!
Creators of the top ten emo-ku, as chosen by the Forumwarz Judging Team (Poetry Division), will get a special E-Peen™ for their contributions. Note that super-awesome-u poets might end up getting multiple haiku in the top ten, thus screwing up your chances. Such is life!
Creator of the absolute BEST emo-ku will get 7 Brownie Points. And the two runners-up, of course, will receive 5 Brownie Points each. Mmm, oishii.
We will end the contest Sunday, June 22 at 2:00 p.m. Until then, good ruck-uru!Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 06/21/2008 7:40PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:16PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
this is gonna be hard
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:22PM||#|
I am not re re
my dad says I am special
I draw comic booksMONGOLoidWARRIOR edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:26PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:22PM||View MONGOLoidWARRIOR...'s Profile | #|
in the dark of dark
sitting alone, silently
my heart, aflutters
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:23PM||View Veer's Profile | #|
her mouth, like a rose
her eyes, like obsidian
my courage withers
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:25PM||View Veer's Profile | #|
I am all alone
lost even within a crowd
now darkness beckons
(edited for bbcode)Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:32PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:25PM||#|
my woman's genitals is wet
bring me your large phallus
oh ****, i’m a man!
(i don’t care if it’s not emo, i’m an admin and can’t win anyway Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:26PM||View Evil Trout's Profile | #|
the jocks all tease me
the preppy girls all laugh
so i hide and cryPickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:29PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:28PM||#|
Dude, where is my car
I can’t seem to find it
Do you have it? Ow there it is
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:28PM||View Evil Karp's Profile | #|
My home is so far away
Concrete jungle now
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:29PM||View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | #|
she looks up at me
hope blossoms like a dark rose
she leaves sans a word
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:30PM||View Veer's Profile | #|
oh green and white pills
I shall stop consuming thee
I can feel again
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:32PM||#|
My life kinda sucks
I take dog male reproductive organ in the bum
I’ll go kill myselfJohnny Mac edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:35PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:33PM||View Johnny Mac's Profile | #|
O chocolate cake,
I can always count on you;
Make the bitter sweet
My trusty razor
Blood is thicker than pastries
Sweeten my veins, please
When my razor rusts
And I run out of sweet cake
I break out the noose
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:33PM||View TeeKayEff's Profile | #|
You’ll turn around,
but there will already be a
knife in your throat.
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:35PM||View Zonbei's Profile | #|
My dad died today
I need another razor
To avenge his soul
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:36PM||View Johnny Mac's Profile | #|
A soul torn apart
By the bitter injustice
Ten o’clock bedtime
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:37PM||View Orb's Profile | #|
male reproductive organ oh male reproductive organ Log in to see images!
I want you in my bumhole Log in to see images!
Come inside me now Log in to see images!
[Why? I don’t know]
Added razor to make it emo, totally a legit submission now.
Is a razor emote a syllable? Log in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/12/2008 10:12PM
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:37PM||View Johnny Mac's Profile | #|
Delicate but hard
straining against gravity
my male reproductive organ is erect
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:39PM||View Monkey in a suit...'s Profile | #|
Do my eyes deceive me?
|Posted On: 06/11/2008 8:46PM||View TeeKayEff's Profile | #|