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Contest [CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Based on our latest (and only!) poll, you guys chose the Emo Poetry contest. So that’s what we’re doing, but with a twist: This contest is for Emo Haiku.

First off, familiarize yourself with the format of this evocative Japanese poetic form. For this is what you’ll be submitting, in exchange for possible E-Peen™ and Brownie Points.

We’re sticking to the traditional 17-syllable, three-line format (5/7/5). It should be descriptive, evocative, literal and non-rhyming. We’re not going to be strict about punctuation, references to a season or deliberate use of contrast, but it should still be reasonably pbumable as a real haiku — except extremely emo and hilariously depressing in nature.

You may submit a maximum of three haiku in this thread. That’s three per player, not per character. You can tweak entries later, but the substance of it should not change dramatically.

The haiku must be your original creation (obvi). By submitting in this thread, you are allowing us to use your intellectual property in any way we see fit, such as in a future Emo Kid attack. Log in to see images!

Creators of the top ten emo-ku, as chosen by the Forumwarz Judging Team (Poetry Division), will get a special E-Peen™ for their contributions. Note that super-awesome-u poets might end up getting multiple haiku in the top ten, thus screwing up your chances. Such is life!

Creator of the absolute BEST emo-ku will get 7 Brownie Points. And the two runners-up, of course, will receive 5 Brownie Points each. Mmm, oishii.

We will end the contest Sunday, June 22 at 2:00 p.m. Until then, good ruck-uru!

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 06/21/2008 7:40PM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

this is gonna be hard

MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

Avatar: MONGOLoidWARRIOR's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I am not re re

my dad says I am special

I draw comic books

MONGOLoidWARRIOR edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:26PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

in the dark of dark

sitting alone, silently

my heart, aflutters

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

her mouth, like a rose

her eyes, like obsidian

my courage withers

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I am all alone

lost even within a crowd

now darkness beckons

(edited for bbcode)

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:32PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

my woman's genitals is wet

bring me your large phallus

oh ****, i’m a man!

(i don’t care if it’s not emo, i’m an admin and can’t win anyway Log in to see images!

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

the jocks all tease me

the preppy girls all laugh

so i hide and cry

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:29PM

Evil Karp

Avatar: Evil Karp's Avatar

Level 2 Re-Re

Dude, where is my car

I can’t seem to find it

Do you have it? Ow there it is

Borneo beckons

My home is so far away

Concrete jungle now

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

she looks up at me

hope blossoms like a dark rose

she leaves sans a word

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

oh green and white pills

I shall stop consuming thee

I can feel again

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

My life kinda sucks

I take dog male reproductive organ in the bum

I’ll go kill myself

Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:35PM

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

O chocolate cake,

I can always count on you;

Make the bitter sweet

~~~

My trusty razor

Blood is thicker than pastries

Sweeten my veins, please

~~~

When my razor rusts

And I run out of sweet cake

I break out the noose

Zonbei

Avatar: Tight Skirt
5

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 19 Camwhore

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

You’ll turn around,

but there will already be a

knife in your throat.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

My dad died today

I need another razor

To avenge his soul

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

male reproductive organ oh male reproductive organ Log in to see images!

I want you in my bumhole Log in to see images!

Come inside me now Log in to see images!

[Why? I don’t know]

Added razor to make it emo, totally a legit submission now.

Is a razor emote a syllable? Log in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/12/2008 10:12PM

Delicate but hard

straining against gravity

my male reproductive organ is erect

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Zonbei Posted:

You’ll turn around,

but there will already be a

knife in your throat.

Do my eyes deceive me?

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