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Contest [CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Blood looks black at night

In the darkness so do tears

I weep as I bleed

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

My fox soul cries out

Hyoomans do not understand

They are the demons

MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Cheer up everyone

Your life could be a lot worse

I have downs syndrome

Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

No one understands

How hard it is to be me

I just want to die

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

cheerleader girls sneer

ample breasts hide shallow smiles

porn never judges

.

lips press upon lips

wandering hand stops, cursing

our androgyny

.

I stalk through the night

thinking of my dead parents

for I am the bat

crayoncakes edited this message on 06/11/2008 9:15PM

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Zonbei Posted:

You’ll turn around,

but there will already be a

knife in your throat.

HOLY ****.

Good job on the emo-ku guys =D

JacksonKelley

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5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

EMO KIDS ARE LAME

SO ARE STOOPID HAIKUS

OH CRAP THAT WAS 1…

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Despair, Darkness, Death

These words describe my true soul

And complicated

Deep, Sad, Depressed

I am running out of words

Time to thesaurus

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

They don’t understand

What makes me better than them:

Asperger’s syndrome

Struck hard in the face

I try to cover my shame

Sister’s eyeshadow

He heals my dark soul

But he doesn’t know my name

Gerard Way, my love

Pluvius edited this message on 06/11/2008 10:14PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Johnny Mac Posted:

male reproductive organ oh male reproductive organ

I want you in my bumhole

Come inside me now Log in to see images!

[Why? I don’t know]

Added razor to make it emo, totally a legit submission now.

Is a razor emote a syllable? Log in to see images!

Somehow I feel you’re not putting your heart and soul into this. But I like it.

No, a razor isn’t a syllable.

Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

The school kids tease me

While I let my razor bring

Me the bliss of pain

—————————————————————————

They understand not

Yet they laugh and laugh at me

Why this torment god

—————————————————————————-

The razor pressed against

My skin what a bliss this is

The best pleasure ever

Edit: Added BB code and more haikus.

Rick Ashley edited this message on 06/11/2008 10:20PM

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

Hurt myself today
To see if I can still feel
Focus on the pain

edit: in response to accusations, I’d like to stress that this was adapted from the lyrics to the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails. I originally felt that this was self-evident (and rather humorous) and, for that matter, still feel so; however, a handful of people seem to have been living under a rock for the past few years.
Arktor edited this message on 06/18/2008 11:11PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Arktor Posted:

Hurt myself today

To see if I can still feel

Focus on the pain

requesting disqualification on the grounds that he created faux news

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’

THEY HATIN’; PATROLLIN’ TRY

TO CATCH ME DIRTY

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

His lips are like sin

Burned into my memory

My breath is now gone

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

Set upon the hill

Silently waiting for me

The noose for my death

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

Now my Silent Screams

Are evident to the wind

It never mattered

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Autumn leaves burn bright

The breeze is perfumed by rot

All fair things must fail

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

A cold winter rain

Caresses the withered grbum

Tears from the heavens

R2

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
8

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Petals of cherry

Float fair on the summer breeze

The earth devours them

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