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Contest [CLOSED] Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

playground swing, chain creaks
dead leaves dance beneath my feet
i scare the toddlers

~

rotting pumpkin stench
white mold rending tender flesh
my mom's so ghetto

~

scent of pine needles
tinsel, carols, silver chimes
puking up cookies


Kerridwen_Kali edited this message on 06/12/2008 2:14PM

Tangolho

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4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Here are my 3 submissions, I never made a haiko, or read one, so… dont be to harsh..

1st

Once I was sad

I saw that life was too bad

God please kill me

2nd

Life is so boring

Death seems so sweat

I need a razor

3rd

Parents stop

I need some space

Life sucks bad

Evil Karp

Avatar: Evil Karp's Avatar

Level 2 Re-Re

Why don’t you like me?

The blood coming from my wrists

Tokio Hotel

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Like an albatross

It hangs from my neck with shame

Hate this stupid tie

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Last haiku

Fashion Pinnacle

A band shirt and some piercings

and crotch-clenching pants

raging apathy

Avatar: Blood Cells
4

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

my tears, black as night

as the night I got grounded

for leaving the lights on

.

.

shut in my locker

i find solace in the dark

all my stuff is here

.

.

it is not “make-up”

it’s a window to my soul

look you made me cry

raging apathy edited this message on 06/13/2008 2:50PM

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Tangolho Posted:

Here are my 3 submissions, I never made a haiko, or read one, so… dont be to harsh..

1st

Once I was sad [4]

I saw that life was too bad [7]

God please kill me [4]

2nd

Life is so boring [5]

Death seems so sweat [4]

I need a razor [4]

3rd

Parents stop [3]

I need some space [4]

Life sucks bad [3]

Try to make them in haiku format =]

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

guenwhyever Posted:

Try to make them in haiku format =]

There’s a lot of that in this thread.

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

There sure is, even with the nice little explanation and a link in the first post. =\

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Forgotten, alone,

abandoned, bereft, ignored,

rejected, despised.

enire edited this message on 06/12/2008 7:16PM

LOLBags

Avatar: LOLBags's Avatar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 66 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Oh, kindred spirits!

Thou art siblings in anguish!

I love Hot Topic!

+++++

Injustice abounds

Torturing my fragile soul

Buy me that car, Dad!

+++++

Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace

Conconhead

Avatar: 28572 Sat Nov 22 23:17:26 -0500 2008
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

My parents love me.

They give support and kindness.

This is SO not fair.

————

My sorrow is complete.

The mascara that I wear

is out of business.

—————

OH! How sweet the pain.

The razor cuts my pale skin.

Drip! Drip! Goes the blood.

——-

Conconhead edited this message on 06/12/2008 7:23PM

ScreamOfCons-
ciousness

Avatar: Blue Guitar

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

some of these are just expressions of rage at your disdain for japanese poetry forms…or just because i hate you

my “serious” submissions are given here with messed up formatting from the “list” tag

real haiku is

supposed to be about the

seasons you ****ers

.

    scream of consciousness

    my way of life is not a

    breakfast cereal

.

    too good at guessing

    the flavors of popsicles

    only gross ones left

.

    do your eyes deceive

    me? and do i hear what you

    hear? ****, there’s no more—

ScreamOfConsciousness edited this message on 06/12/2008 8:03PM

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

LOLBags Posted:

Oh, kindred spirits!

Thou art siblings in anguish!

I love Hot Topic!

+++++

Injustice abounds

Torturing my fragile soul

Buy me that car, Dad!

+++++

Prove your love, my sweet

Show your devotion to me

Friend me on MySpace

This is what we call funny =]

Perfect emo mockery…

Right format…

Deserving of a win ;]

Esperanza

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

You got BP? I will let you put it in my bum.

I love the ones Big Brother made. So emo.

-Ghost-

Avatar: -Ghost-'s Avatar
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

私のお父さんは誰も私である陽気な

同性愛者どこにか子供が

私切ったと同時に私を強姦した

Murderousness

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

If ever I have

A lover, I’d dump her bum

Then I’d mourn my loss

—————-

My dozens of friends

Ruin my cool self-image

with their steadfast love

—————-

I wish that my lawn

Were more like my emo self

So it would cut me

Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

This life is long dead

Everyday is but a dread

I wish I was dead

————————————-

Sitting Alone Sad

A Dark room filled with sorrows

This pain is from you

_________________________________

Yeah thats my emo-ku’s

Bear edited this message on 06/13/2008 3:08AM

I ware grl e pant

I ware grl e mayk up 2

wyn 4 no ree sun

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Darkness envelopes

Family is killing me

They don’t understand

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