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Contest Official Forumwarz contest: Create your own emo-ku!

Jalapeno Booty-
hole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 Thu Jul 17 12:22:24 -0400 2008
12

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Based on our latest (and only!) poll, you guys chose the Emo Poetry contest. So that’s what we’re doing, but with a twist: This contest is for Emo Haiku.

First off, familiarize yourself with the format of this evocative Japanese poetic form. For this is what you’ll be submitting, in exchange for possible E-Peen™ and Brownie Points.

We’re sticking to the traditional 17-syllable, three-line format (5/7/5). It should be descriptive, evocative, literal and non-rhyming. We’re not going to be strict about punctuation, references to a season or deliberate use of contrast, but it should still be reasonably passable as a real haiku — except extremely emo and hilariously depressing in nature.

You may submit a maximum of three haiku in this thread. That’s three per player, not per character. You can tweak entries later, but the substance of it should not change dramatically.

The haiku must be your original creation (obvi). By submitting in this thread, you are allowing us to use your intellectual property in any way we see fit, such as in a future Emo Kid attack.

Creators of the top ten emo-ku, as chosen by the Forumwarz Judging Team (Poetry Division), will get a special E-Peen™ for their contributions. Note that super-awesome-u poets might end up getting multiple haiku in the top ten, thus screwing up your chances. Such is life!

Creator of the absolute BEST emo-ku will get 7 Brownie Points. And the two runners-up, of course, will receive 5 Brownie Points each. Mmm, oishii.

We will end the contest Sunday, June 22 at 2:00 p.m. Until then, good ruck-uru!

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 06/21/2008 7:40PM

Pickled Dickbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
49
44

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

this is gonna be hard

MONGOLoidWARRI-
OR

Avatar: 38425 Thu Jun 19 10:41:37 -0400 2008
11

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I am not re re

my dad says I am special

I draw comic books

MONGOLoidWARRIOR edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:26PM

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
17
6

[Team Smartbrains]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

in the dark of dark

sitting alone, silently

my heart, aflutters

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
17
6

[Team Smartbrains]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

her mouth, like a rose

her eyes, like obsidian

my courage withers

Pickled Dickbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
49
44

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

I am all alone

lost even within a crowd

now darkness beckons

(edited for bbcode)

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:32PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 Wed Aug 20 17:17:23 -0400 2008
6

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 7 Troll

I mkae code hurh huhr

my pussy is wet

bring me your large phallus

oh shit, i’m a man!

(i don’t care if it’s not emo, i’m an admin and can’t win anyway )

Pickled Dickbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
49
44

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

the jocks all tease me

the preppy girls all laugh

so i hide and cry

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:29PM

Evil Karp

Avatar: 47303 Sat Jun 14 20:49:30 -0400 2008

Level 2 Re-Re

“”

Dude, where is my car

I can’t seem to find it

Do you have it? Ow there it is

Monkey in a su-
it with a gun

Avatar: 47257 Sat Jun 28 04:32:11 -0400 2008
11

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Troll

Agent 00M

Borneo beckons

My home is so far away

Concrete jungle now

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Tue Aug 05 06:36:40 -0400 2008
17
6

[Team Smartbrains]

Level 10 Troll

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

she looks up at me

hope blossoms like a dark rose

she leaves sans a word

Pickled Dickbu-
tt

Avatar: 28922 Mon Jul 14 02:53:07 -0400 2008
49
44

[Episode 2 Beta]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

oh green and white pills

I shall stop consuming thee

I can feel again

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 Sat Apr 12 02:36:47 -0400 2008
15
1

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Troll

Should quit posting in "Last Post wins 1 BP"

My life kinda sucks

I take dog cock in the ass

I’ll go kill myself

Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/11/2008 8:35PM

TeeKayEff

Avatar: 2702 Mon Jun 23 23:30:07 -0400 2008
19
10

[Team Smartbrains]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

O chocolate cake,

I can always count on you;

Make the bitter sweet

~~~

My trusty razor

Blood is thicker than pastries

Sweeten my veins, please

~~~

When my razor rusts

And I run out of sweet cake

I break out the noose

Zonbei

Avatar: Silver
12
3

[Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose]

Level 10 Camwhore

I'm Caleb. I react and care. And suck dick.

You’ll turn around,

but there will already be a

knife in your throat.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 Sat Apr 12 02:36:47 -0400 2008
15
1

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Troll

Should quit posting in "Last Post wins 1 BP"

My dad died today

I need another razor

To avenge his soul

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Thu Apr 17 11:56:47 -0400 2008
33
8

[70 Character Storytellers]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

A soul torn apart

By the bitter injustice

Ten o’clock bedtime

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 Sat Apr 12 02:36:47 -0400 2008
15
1

[Encyclopedia Dramatica]

Level 10 Troll

Should quit posting in "Last Post wins 1 BP"

Penis oh penis

I want you in my asshole

Come inside me now

[Why? I don’t know]

Added razor to make it emo, totally a legit submission now.

Is a razor emote a syllable?

Johnny Mac edited this message on 06/12/2008 10:12PM

Monkey in a su-
it with a gun

Avatar: 47257 Sat Jun 28 04:32:11 -0400 2008
11

[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Troll

Agent 00M

Delicate but hard

straining against gravity

my dick is erect

TeeKayEff

Avatar: 2702 Mon Jun 23 23:30:07 -0400 2008
19
10

[Team Smartbrains]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Zonbei Posted:

You’ll turn around,

but there will already be a

knife in your throat.

Do my eyes deceive me?

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