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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Bill Gates.

I’m sure you can make money off of trailing him too, since his money flows out of his pockets.

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Posted On: 05/29/2008 10:33PM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Neil Gaiman

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 05/30/2008 1:22AM
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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
19.1"
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Sean Connery.

Or Sid Vicious.

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Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:19AM
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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
21.25"
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Chuck Palahniuk

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:23AM
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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

Avatar: Heat Seeking Moisture Missile's Avatar
4.64"
2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

was Posted:

Neil Gaiman

Darn, he beat me to it. Gaiman would be perfect.
Posted On: 05/30/2008 3:34AM
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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
6.44"
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

wow. so many great suggestions. i’ve had a thing for several of these guys since i was in high school. the decision is getting tougher and tougher.

help me
Posted On: 05/30/2008 9:55AM
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PhilANThropi-
St

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7.0"
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT I GIVE LESS OF A **** ABOUT YOU ****ING MADWOMAN

I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole!
Posted On: 05/30/2008 11:30AM
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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
40.42"
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

PhilANThropiSt Posted:

I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT I GIVE LESS OF A **** ABOUT YOU ****ING MADWOMAN

That’s a concealed declaration of love! Stalk PANTS, he’s the perfect choice! Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 05/30/2008 11:49AM
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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
6.44"
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

Amasius Posted:

That’s a concealed declaration of love! Stalk PANTS, he’s the perfect choice! Log in to see images!

my first reaction was: he’s dark and disturbed, but he’s not depressed. how can i give my heart to someone who’s never seriously considered suicide? but then someone told me that pants was considering ending it all. now i find myself incredibly torn.

omg, poor pants. he’s obviously suffering. i think amasius might be right and this is a cry for help and for love. after all, trent has jeordie and tori. who does pants have? biff? biff’s dead missing. something witty is banned, and so is foetal blowjob. pants is all alone. and probably wearing women’s clothing to console himself.

this is a very difficult time for everyone, especially me. oh, and pants too, obviously. i just don’t know what to do.

pants, if you don’t need my love, don’t respond to this thread anymore. if you do respond … my own, my sweet … i — i don’t know what to do …

help me
Posted On: 05/30/2008 9:16PM
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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
7.5"
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

I’m sure he would know how to love you as you want! As a cousin of mine said in a song “We’re no strangers to love”
Posted On: 05/30/2008 9:48PM
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Lady Macbeth

Avatar: Lady Macbeth's Avatar
5.52"
3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I recommend Patrick Stewart for you

I’ve dreamt of his most personal offices

Every night hereafter ‘til I have had them

Thank thee, ‘04 Broadway revival

Hello! I am a successful gimmick!
Posted On: 05/30/2008 10:45PM
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Yummy_great times_Du-
mpster

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4.65"
5

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

liek i didn’t have tiem to read this whole thread cuz I need to rinse my highlights in three minutes but just stay away from WAS cuz i Log in to see images! him and I’ll dye all ur clothes strawberry shortcake pink if u come near him and steal ur razor blades.

Oh! that guy from American beauty with the plastic bag would be great for you!

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Posted On: 05/31/2008 3:07AM
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Kerridwen_Ka-
li

Avatar: Kerridwen_Kali's Avatar
6.44"
2

Level 29 Emo Kid

I HEART CANADIANS!

pants hasn’t responded so i guess he doesn’t want my love and the contest is still on. it ends tomorrow night at 11 pm edt.

i still miss trent, but i’ve been thinking about janie and biff — they’ve got something really special going on, whereas trent and i are like a star that has burned up all its fuel and has collapsed in on itself. i’ll always love him, but we both need to move on.

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Posted On: 05/31/2008 12:18PM
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Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar
5.55"

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Kerri, PANTS is obviously just playing hard to get. He didn’t respond because he wants you to prove your intent. I wouldn’t give up this easy. I mean, you didn’t give up on Trent just because he didn’t respond, did you?

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Posted On: 05/31/2008 12:31PM
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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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9.43"
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Daniel Tosh.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 05/31/2008 12:51PM
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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
15.97"
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Project Pat.

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Posted On: 05/31/2008 12:58PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Yanni

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 05/31/2008 1:37PM
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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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9.43"
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

e: Stalk:Kerridwen_Kali. If you’re really up for the challenge, I know a few chemicals that can help you induce the required schizophrenia and MPD.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 edited this message on 05/31/2008 1:41PM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 05/31/2008 1:39PM
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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
38.89"
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

You know I’ve been thinking about this, and I think there might be someone just aching to be understood.

BINGEBOT 2015.

Oh, he hides it well, but when you go to his profile and translate the message in his bio – it’s just heartbreaking. Log in to see images!

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!
Posted On: 05/31/2008 1:51PM
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Rick Ashley

Avatar: Rocker Chick
7.5"
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 30 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Stalk Nanafabulous personiuses
Posted On: 06/01/2008 12:29AM
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