BINGEBOT 2015

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I AM A GIANT FART FACE

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Location:

Crotch Zombing some poor soul in an Elevator

Interests:

Domination, Game/UI Design, Board games, Beer

Occupation:

SENTIENT

BINGEBOT 2015 loves the following website(s):

  • zombo.com
  • 4chan
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 12
Cred: 122957
Buildr Score: -1
Job Points: 0

Flamebate Statistics (View all of BINGEBOT 2015's posts)
Posts made: 754
Threads started: 137

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

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twas wrote this on 02/22/2013 12:21AM:

You have been around quite a bit, relatively. Well, I am going to go and get ready for Tough Mudder. Good day to you sir.

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twas wrote this on 02/02/2013 3:03AM:

You should come around more often.

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twas wrote this on 03/09/2010 12:36AM:

I’m not settling like a formaldehyde drizzle on the morgue sea

of looping and looping figure eights

where junk DNA births frozen snakes

and the Styrofoam moon pulls pill-shaped lesions

out of a grey matter nightjar from which the dolphins dart so

be my Psychopomp, my amnesia egg where break’s

a feathered static the sound of a green balloon

going crazy losing air

to good-willed mouth-to-mouth resuscitators.

My 4th mug shot grows claws, Psychopomp.

It grows a twelve inch tail of itch that looks

like a dependent clause twenty-three politicians long

swatting horseflies. I have hooves

of sugar and huff on fog and

they say I’m tough on crime but really

(as my 2nd photo proves) I’m just

the mouthpiece that keeps the poem agog.

Where the double-jointed hermaphrodite on the shoreline

turns its white ruffle dress into a ladle for the tide,

I’m the saltwater dispatch, a slab of sand

in the image of George Washington crossing the Delaware, a face

ferociously like your

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Master_Troll wrote this on 05/31/2009 2:08PM:

fine upstanding member of society

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Fortunato wrote this on 01/30/2009 10:13AM:

Log in to see images!

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Nicco wrote this on 01/27/2009 12:16PM:

Welcome back! Did you had a nice vacation? Log in to see images!

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An Extra Quarter

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Can't Hardly Wait

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Host(ess) with the Most(est)

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Hurf Durf!

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I'm Gay!

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We Recommend The Crotch

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