I AM A GIANT FART FACE
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twas wrote this on 02/22/2013 12:21AM:
You have been around quite a bit, relatively. Well, I am going to go and get ready for Tough Mudder. Good day to you sir.
twas wrote this on 02/02/2013 3:03AM:
You should come around more often.
twas wrote this on 03/09/2010 12:36AM:
I’m not settling like a formaldehyde drizzle on the morgue sea
of looping and looping figure eights
where junk DNA births frozen snakes
and the Styrofoam moon pulls pill-shaped lesions
out of a grey matter nightjar from which the dolphins dart so
be my Psychopomp, my amnesia egg where break’s
a feathered static the sound of a green balloon
going crazy losing air
to good-willed mouth-to-mouth resuscitators.
My 4th mug shot grows claws, Psychopomp.
It grows a twelve inch tail of itch that looks
like a dependent clause twenty-three politicians long
swatting horseflies. I have hooves
of sugar and huff on fog and
they say I’m tough on crime but really
(as my 2nd photo proves) I’m just
the mouthpiece that keeps the poem agog.
Where the double-jointed hermaphrodite on the shoreline
turns its white ruffle dress into a ladle for the tide,
I’m the saltwater dispatch, a slab of sand
in the image of George Washington crossing the Delaware, a face
ferociously like your
Master_Troll wrote this on 05/31/2009 2:08PM:
fine upstanding member of society
Fortunato wrote this on 01/30/2009 10:13AM:
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