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Help MC Banhammer's Guide to the Klans -- A Travelogue

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1338h4x Posted:

Wow banhammer I was totally going to pointlessly send you an invite to my 1-man klan to waste your time, but hearing you praise **** YOU makes me wonder if you’re even worth that.

Well, see that’s that thing. It’s easy enough to see the external face that klans present. The reason I’m doing this is to show the internal face. That’s what I’m — and I really loosely copy the term here — “praising”.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

MC Banhammer Posted:

Well. I recently spent some time with **** YOU, and I have to say, I enjoyed the **** out of it. Most of that has to do with its admin, Angry Hobo, encouraging me to abuse my mod powers in there. So I stickied a ridiculous thread, edited a bunch of other people’s posts, and even (accidentally) moved one of their threads somewhere that only ET and the other admins can see. Whoops!

And basically, the tone of that previous paragraph explains the key thing which sets **** YOU apart from other troll klans I’ve visited: while those others (like TSB) take their trolling seriously, **** YOU just doesn’t care. Which is why the public sees so much unfunny crap from them, as well as the occasional good stuff.

Note that their private forums also contain unfunny crap. And some good stuff. But most of all, fun. That’s what I take from it, ‘cause that’s what I feel they offer. You just have to suffer with being berated on the public forums for being a member.

glad you liked it

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

**** You is a p good klan.


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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MC Banhammer Posted:

That’s what I’m — and I really loosely copy the term here — “praising”.

lol you got kicked form fy


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

lol you got kicked form fy

I wouldn’t do that imo, hobo kicked me for making a thread about it


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

lol you got kicked form fy

MC Banhammer Posted:

That’s why I’m — and I really loosely copy the term here — “praising”.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

lol


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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iRAWR Posted:

I wouldn’t do that imo, hobo kicked me for making a thread about it

Whoa that’s pretty scary!


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InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. That’s why I joined.

It seems like fun and it is, so screw everyone else. I don’t give a crap what they think.

It’s worth it for the lulz of the klan. Log in to see images!


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. That’s why I joined.

It seems like fun and it is, so screw everyone else. I don’t give a crap what they think.

It’s worth it for the lulz of the klan. Log in to see images!

best post ever made


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

MC Banhammer Posted:

Well, see that’s that thing. It’s easy enough to see the external face that klans present. The reason I’m doing this is to show the internal face. That’s what I’m — and I really loosely copy the term here — “praising”.

You’re still a monstrous fabulous person.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1338h4x Posted:

You’re still a monstrous fabulous person.

monstrous HOMOGAY

Get it ****ing right or GTFO.


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

MC Banhammer Posted:

monstrous HOMOGAY

Get it ****ing right or GTFO.

Pwned


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

fine upstanding member of society


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Laguna Posted:

fine upstanding member of society

doublefine upstanding member of society


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Ultimately Brainfreeze is the best klan when we decide to be active.


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mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Laguna Posted:

fine upstanding member of society

iRAWR Posted:

doublefine upstanding member of society

moosenuckle Posted:

doublefine upstanding member of societypoop


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

laguna Posted:

fine upstanding member of society

irawr Posted:

doublefine upstanding member of society

mooseknuckle Posted:

doublefine upstanding member of societypoop

irawr Posted:

doublefine upstanding member of societypoopface


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