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Help MC Banhammer's Guide to the Klans -- A Travelogue

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

So when are you going to update this and come to enjoy? Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

When I have time. Such a slow process for such a slow person Log in to see images!


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Eirairaianna

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2

Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

I exspeckted tihs thred to be stiky but, it dosent’ fell stiky. Whyn ot?

Also, Psider thred can be stiky.

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Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Alice Liddell

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[Rutledge Asylum]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

MC Banhammer Posted:

When I have time. Such a slow process for such a slow person Log in to see images!

oh, please do come to enjoy

i wonder how it has been since i left it in disgust~


‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

all mimsy were the borogoves,

and the mome raths outgrabe

Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

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When I have time. Such a slow process for such a slow person Log in to see images!

enjoy is so terrible, why would you review them? Besides, I’ll just let you get on my account and see them through one of my alts. SPAIS SAPPEN MAH RAIDS!


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Most recently I visited 70 Character Storytellers, and I apologize for the delay. How best to sum them up?

                     THE INCIT MASTERS
Featuring tips, tricks, and friendly fun.  Superb!

The name of the klan refers to INCIT, in that the Title can contain at most 20 characters, and the Motivational Text, 50. They offers tips for good submissions (in general, not when INCIT is being trolled), they show off the ones they’re most proud of, etc. If you like INCIT, you’ll love the 70CS. Highly recommended for this demographic.

Next, I’m going to try to infiltrate the Gentlemans Club. Don’t tell them! After that, hopefully, enjoy.

The klan, not the activity.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Eirairaianna Posted:

I exspeckted tihs thred to be stiky but, it dosent’ fell stiky. Whyn ot?

*shrug* I don’t feel there are enough reviews yet for stickiness.


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Gentlemen

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Level 11 Re-Re

start your engines

MC Banhammer Posted:

Most recently I visited 70 Character Storytellers, and I apologize for the delay. How best to sum them up?

                     THE INCIT MASTERS
Featuring tips, tricks, and friendly fun.  Superb!

The name of the klan refers to INCIT, in that the Title can contain at most 20 characters, and the Motivational Text, 50. They offers tips for good submissions (in general, not when INCIT is being trolled), they show off the ones they’re most proud of, etc. If you like INCIT, you’ll love the 70CS. Highly recommended for this demographic.

Next, I’m going to try to infiltrate the Gentlemans Club. Don’t tell them! After that, hopefully, enjoy.

The klan, not the activity.


Just go ahead and try.

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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

MC Banhammer Posted:

Most recently I visited 70 Character Storytellers, and I apologize for the delay. How best to sum them up?

                     THE INCIT MASTERS
Featuring tips, tricks, and friendly fun.  Superb!

The name of the klan refers to INCIT, in that the Title can contain at most 20 characters, and the Motivational Text, 50. They offers tips for good submissions (in general, not when INCIT is being trolled), they show off the ones they’re most proud of, etc. If you like INCIT, you’ll love the 70CS. Highly recommended for this demographic.

That’s some hard hitting journalism.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 07/03/2008 11:45AM

Robert Frost molested me when he stopped by my bumhole on a snowy evening.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Well, I tried to infiltrate the Gentlemans Club, but alas, they’re tough cookies to crack, what with being spies and all that.

From what I could glean, they do most of their activity on IRC. I don’t use IRC, so I don’t know what that activity was. But I do know that they have some of the most intriguing role-playing threads this side of SRSLY, and that the plans for those stories are hatched in their secret lair.

They also have spy tools, but what they’re using them for is — well, I can’t say. But they have them, use them, and could teach you how to also.

So, if you want to be a spy (not a Forumwarz Domination spy, but a cloak-and-dagger type spy), or just role-play like one, join the Gentlemans Club.

All right, I’m open again, but have invites from Brainfreeze and ZJEM CIE awaiting me. What’s that you ask? Who the **** are ZJEM CIE?

That’s a good question. Maybe I’ll find out next.


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

TGC is pretty dead now after a bunch of drama and ****

:[


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Veer Posted:

TGC is pretty dead now after a bunch of drama and ****

:[

Or did I kill them? Log in to see images!

Let’s hear from the Monkey before claiming such things. They were working on stuff while I was there.

Anyway, next up looks like I’m going to see what the bots are all about. Should be interesting.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

the robot klan is a bunch of tgc alts what is the point


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

gigerth Posted:

the robot klan is a bunch of tgc alts what is the point

Because whether that’s true or not, it’s a klan with a theme. And my goal is to have fair descriptions of klans so newbies can figure out what they’d want to join based on their own interests. Or perhaps inspire someone to create an alt when they say “Huh, that sounds cool”.

I may not be achieving said goal. But that’s what I’m going for :shrug:


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GirlyBot

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[01001011 01101100 -
01100001 01101110
]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

You are welcome, human. I will use the proteins extracted from your flesh to create a superior fertilizer for my orchids.

Summary: I am an alt. I have no heart.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Update on the Travelogue: TSB is now apparently called “The Bus Club”, rendering invalid its acronym and sending the IDC word filter into a tailspin.

Good Omens is now, I think, known as “Episode 2 Beta”.

Rumors that my temporarily visiting these klans resulted in their renaming are completely unfounded. Completely.


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

Well, we’re changing our goals, so we have to change our name to match. Log in to see images!


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Veer Posted:

Well, we’re changing our goals, so we have to change our name to match. Log in to see images!

...

IS NOTHING SACRED?


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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

We are a serious klan full of serious people.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

01001011 01101100 01100001 01101110 is a klan full of robots trying to, well, take over the world. If you’re a robot, and are interested in World Domination, they’ll probably welcome you with open servos. If not, they’ll probably grind you under their treads repeatedly until you’re simply a mbum of torn flesh and broken bones. Or just not let you in, one or the other.

Their plans are coming along slowly, but they’re coming along.

Oh yes — — — they’re coming along.

Some discussion over in that other thread about whether this tour is worth continuing, so in the meantime, I’m available for stickying and deleting things in your klan forums if you need some help. Also weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.


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