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Help MC Banhammer's Guide to the Klans -- A Travelogue

Arktor

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
24

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Camwhore

Medal Ninja

I invited MC Banhammer once, but he declined. Or maybe I uninvited him because 13 hours had pbumed and I was afraid I’d lose the most cred (klan) e-peen, I forget.


MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I joined “eat dinner with me tanawat” because I had an open invite from them, and my goal is (was?) to visit every klan.

This klan is so amazingly dead it should’ve been buried long ago. Its only current member, Lord enjoy, hasn’t been seen since early May (almost three months ago). In what’s laughably called their private forum, there are two threads, one of which is about my “impending” visit, and the other which has only three posts.

So there you have it. No point in thinking about them any longer.

I’m now open for more invites.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

My latest stop, Brainfreeze, is a heavy raiding klan. Or so they tell me, and the older posts seem to back that up. Activity has been somewhat sparse lately due to member vacations, but I think it’ll be starting back up again in a week or two. There’s certainly a history showing many posts about raiding, so bumuming their membership comes back from vacation, there may yet be a challenge for Team Episode 2 Beta. The klan is certainly worth looking into if you’re into Domination.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 08/29/2008 5:16PM

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MC Banhammer Posted:

historical posts

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

By that I meant, a history a posts, not anything epic. I’ll edit.

EDIT: Or were you just whining because TSB no longer has the same thing? Log in to see images! MC Banhammer edited this message on 08/29/2008 5:17PM


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i want our threads back


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

give them back


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You’re talking to the wrong guy, I can’t do it Log in to see images!


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nevkick

Avatar: 16052 Thu Dec 04 03:36:13 -0500 2008
30

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Supports nuclear holocaust in the form of clan love.

****, you know our forums are legendary.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Been to both. TSB had mediafire and some other thing and brainfreeze has some cool projects and game info.

Mediafire thread trumped everything.Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 08/31/2008 9:55PM


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Been to both. TSB had mediafire and some other thing and brainfreeze has some cool projects and game info.

Mediafire thread trumped everything.Log in to see images!

used tah


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I joined ZJEM CIE because I had an open invite from them. That invite must’ve been sent carved on stone tablets. The activity there gives Klan “eat dinner with me tanawat” a challenge for most pointless and dull.

MC Banhammer Posted:

No point in thinking about them any longer.

Any active klans have interest in a visit? Or just need some threads stickied/deleted? Send me a tubmail.


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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

You have a standing invitation to visit the Forumwarz seiest klan ever.


Be a friend to G√ľnther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Gunther Posted:

You have a standing invitation to visit the Forumwarz seiest klan ever.

You’re an officer in **** You?


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Well. I recently spent some time with **** YOU, and I have to say, I enjoyed the **** out of it. Most of that has to do with its admin, Angry Hobo, encouraging me to abuse my mod powers in there. So I stickied a ridiculous thread, edited a bunch of other people’s posts, and even (accidentally) moved one of their threads somewhere that only ET and the other admins can see. Whoops!

And basically, the tone of that previous paragraph explains the key thing which sets **** YOU apart from other troll klans I’ve visited: while those others (like TSB) take their trolling seriously, **** YOU just doesn’t care. Which is why the public sees so much unfunny crap from them, as well as the occasional good stuff.

Note that their private forums also contain unfunny crap. And some good stuff. But most of all, fun. That’s what I take from it, ‘cause that’s what I feel they offer. You just have to suffer with being berated on the public forums for being a member.


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crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MC Banhammer Posted:

while those others (like TSB) take their trolling seriously, **** YOU just doesn’t care.

pffffthahahahaha


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crayoncakes Posted:

pffffthahahahaha

Yeah why don’t you guys just chill god


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MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

cool, i was looking forward to reading this latest review


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

That’s a really good review – it’s pretty much FY in a nutshell Log in to see images!

Glad you had fun in our forums Banhammer, we enjoyed having you there Log in to see images!

...even if you did edit my posts to turn me into an even bigger raving homosexual than iRAWR Log in to see images! Laguna edited this message on 09/18/2008 3:20PM


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Wow banhammer I was totally going to pointlessly send you an invite to my 1-man klan to waste your time, but hearing you praise **** YOU makes me wonder if you’re even worth that.


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