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Bug - 1 SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

SG94 Posted:

Posting to boost Myspace Tom’s Flamebate score.

Four more to go til I’m done with the first page!

. . . then I’m taking a break. I HAVE DONE YEOMAN DUTY.

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

MySpace Tom Posted:

Day 378. I have survived… somehow. But I still don’t understand how it all went wrong. When I think back to that fateful day, the day that I wasn’t invited to the thing that I didn’t know about, nothing makes any sense. It seemed like any other day, a normal day. Not the kind of day that completely changes the way you see the world. Not the kind of day that makes you wish you had had the chance to say “goodbye” to your kids before you left for work. Not the kind of day that would have been in all the headlines the next day, if the newspapers hadn’t shut down in all the chaos. But somehow, it became that kind of day. It became that kind of day when the invites were sent out, sent to everyone but me, it seemed. And then time stopped, and the sun went black, and part of me died inside. I knew that it was over. Everything I had ever lived for, hoped for, was gone forever. It was a new day, but a day without sunlight, without love, without Hershey’s kisses. And yet somehow I’ve survived, over a year in fact. It’s been tough, and sometimes the voices at night get to be so loud that I can’t sleep, but I survived. I still wonder, though, what went wrong? How did it come to be that I didn’t get an invite, that in fact no one even bothered to tell me that I wasn’t getting an invite or what it was that I wasn’t getting an invite to. Everything could have turned out so differently, if only I had gotten an invite. It didn’t have to be this way. It didn’t have to be so bad. We could have made it, together. We could have had a tomorrow where the sun still shone and children still played and Bush still sucked. But no, we didn’t have that tomorrow. We had today. And today is hell. I am in hell. This is hell. I’m running out of time. I can hear them at the door. I’m almost out of ammunition. This might be the last day. The last day, but of what? There is no tomorrow. There hasn’t been a tomorrow since that fateful day. So let them try. Let them try to take me. I’m ready. I’m ready to send them to hell. The hell that I already live in.

If it’s the hell he’s already living in and they’re there, I’m not sure how he’s going to send them there.

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

MySpace Tom Posted:

Holy **** guys, I didn’t post that! Where did that post come from? Maybe the FUTURE??? It must be a message from the future that someone has sent BACK IN TIME as a warning to us!! The only way to avert armageddon is to invite me into whatever it is I haven’t been invited to! Hurry, the fate of the WORLD depends on you!!

I think reposting this yet again means we’re back to the back to the back to the future at this point.

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

handofg0d Posted:

You’re a camwhore not an emo kid Tom.

Page one done!

Who’s next helping Tom take a trip down memory lane?

OR WAS THIS ENOUGH TO JOG YOUR MEMORY, TOM?

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Natalie I think you know more about this than you are letting on. Log in to see images!

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Natalie you got an invite into this thing that I still don’t know about, didn’t you. Log in to see images!

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MySpace Tom Posted:

Natalie I think you know more about this than you are letting on. Log in to see images!

would crotch zombie be dumb enough to let a team shortbus member know about anything secret tom Log in to see images!

Natalie Petr-
ov

Avatar: 30861 2010-01-24 16:36:34 -0500
20

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Queen of Hats and enjoy

Log in to see images!

I bet it’s pretty cool, whatever it is.

Log in to see images!

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

crayoncakes Posted:

would crotch zombie be dumb enough to let a team shortbus member know about anything secret tom Log in to see images!

lol crayoncakes Log in to see images!

MySpace Tom will never suspect Log in to see images!

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

handofg0d Posted:

lol crayoncakes Log in to see images!

MySpace Tom will never suspect Log in to see images!

i think you know more than you’re letting on fella

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

stop weaving me into your web of lies

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay, enough with the teasing.

Tom, what everybody’s talking about is — HOLY ****! LESBIANS!!!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, enough with the teasing.

Tom, what everybody’s talking about is — HOLY ****! LESBIANS!!!

haha nobody reads blogs are you ****ing crazy

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, enough with the teasing.

Tom, what everybody’s talking about is — HOLY ****! LESBIANS!!!

where the **** are my pictures of trolls making out Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

crayoncakes Posted:

where the **** are my pictures of trolls making out Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Log in to see images!

brb guys

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

lo lwow

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, enough with the teasing.

Tom, what everybody’s talking about is — HOLY ****! LESBIANS!!!

**** YOU ****ING CROTCH ZOMBIE ****ERS HOW COME YOU ****ING REPLY TO ****ING BIGGUYINBLACK’S ****ING STUPID THREAD AND YOU ****ING WON’T ****ING REPLY TO ****ING MINE (except Evil Trout, who is nice, and has a nice bum, too) DO YOU ****ING WANT TO ****ING HELP HIM ****ING GET HIS ****ING EPEEN OR WOULD YOU ****ING RATHER ****ING HELP ME ****ING GET THE ****ING EPEEN? **** YEAH, THAT’S ****ING RIGHT, YOU ****ERS SHOULD ****ING BE ****ING HELPING ME, YOU ****ING ****ERS. **** YOU YOU ****ING STUPID ****ER ****ERS.

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

p.s. bump

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

go tom

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