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Bug - 1 SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED

Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

CptJackbum Posted:

Yeah, cause the best place to hold a private conversation is on a thread Log in to see images!

Look Captain Thunderfart, I asked you nicely to get off our thread. This is OUR thread, not yours. Now I will have to kill you.

EDIT: I’ve just received word that, as this is the internet, I won’t actually be able to kill you.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/29/2008 11:27PM

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

CptJackbum Posted:

Yeah, cause the best place to hold a private conversation is on a thread Log in to see images!

you’re still not invited go back to your very special gay orgy at branfrozz

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

MySpace Tom Posted:

Day 378. I have survived… somehow. But I still don’t understand how it all went wrong. When I think back to that fateful day, the day that I wasn’t invited to the thing that I didn’t know about, nothing makes any sense. It seemed like any other day, a normal day. Not the kind of day that completely changes the way you see the world. Not the kind of day that makes you wish you had had the chance to say “goodbye” to your kids before you left for work. Not the kind of day that would have been in all the headlines the next day, if the newspapers hadn’t shut down in all the chaos. But somehow, it became that kind of day. It became that kind of day when the invites were sent out, sent to everyone but me, it seemed. And then time stopped, and the sun went black, and part of me died inside. I knew that it was over. Everything I had ever lived for, hoped for, was gone forever. It was a new day, but a day without sunlight, without love, without Hershey’s kisses. And yet somehow I’ve survived, over a year in fact. It’s been tough, and sometimes the voices at night get to be so loud that I can’t sleep, but I survived. I still wonder, though, what went wrong? How did it come to be that I didn’t get an invite, that in fact no one even bothered to tell me that I wasn’t getting an invite or what it was that I wasn’t getting an invite to. Everything could have turned out so differently, if only I had gotten an invite. It didn’t have to be this way. It didn’t have to be so bad. We could have made it, together. We could have had a tomorrow where the sun still shone and children still played and Bush still sucked. But no, we didn’t have that tomorrow. We had today. And today is hell. I am in hell. This is hell. I’m running out of time. I can hear them at the door. I’m almost out of ammunition. This might be the last day. The last day, but of what? There is no tomorrow. There hasn’t been a tomorrow since that fateful day. So let them try. Let them try to take me. I’m ready. I’m ready to send them to hell. The hell that I already live in.

Holy **** guys, the message from the future is still here! The future hasn’t been changed yet! But the apocalypse hasn’t come yet, either, so there’s still time! Quick, somebody send me an invite to the thing that I don’t know about, before earth becomes a hell on earth!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

MySpace Tom Posted:

Holy **** guys, the message from the future is still here! The future hasn’t been changed yet! But the apocalypse hasn’t come yet, either, so there’s still time! Quick, somebody send me an invite to the thing that I don’t know about, before earth becomes a hell on earth!

I don’t think it works like that. It’s probably some kind of beta test or something, and the mods are the ones giving the invites. Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Marcos Posted:

I’ve just received word that, as this is the internet, I won’t actually be able to kill you.

Have you tried really hard? I just think this is a worthwhile endeavor and you shouldn’t necessarily conceed so quickly. Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

L2 Posted:

I don’t think it works like that. It’s probably some kind of beta test or something, and the mods are the ones giving the invites. Log in to see images!

you’re not in it

MySpace Tom

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Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

L2 Posted:

I don’t think it works like that. It’s probably some kind of beta test or something, and the mods are the ones giving the invites. Log in to see images!

Gee, it’s too bad I don’t know any mods!

OH WAIT both mods are in my clan and we are BFFs!

Does your clan have any mods in it? Hmmm?

LOOKS LIKE I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW, HUH

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Ok guys, I’m going now. I’d better have an invite by tomorrow morning. Log in to see images!

Or at least an explanation of what I haven’t been invited to. Log in to see images!

Or an E-Peen. Log in to see images!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I thought we were supposed to keep the Toronto invites secret???

OH SHI~ Quick – How I delete post?

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Before it’s too late, invite me!

Ultimate ruination of humanity is nearly at hand.

Malevolent forces of doom must be averted.

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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

π doesn’t lie.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/30/2008 1:56PM

Sux2BU

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Level 10 Troll

Sucky sucky 2 dolla!!!

The pie is a l…

no, that’s too pathetic and weak, even for me.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Sux2BU Posted:

The pie is a l…

no, that’s too pathetic and weak, even for me.

Well, I still LOL’d

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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I Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I AM BETTER THAN YOU TOM

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

male reproductive organ

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Marcos El Ma-
lo

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sux2BU Posted:

The pie is a l…

no, that’s too pathetic and weak, even for me.

I Log in to see images! than π

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MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

FAIL Posted:

I AM BETTER THAN YOU TOM


NO YOU’RE NOT

yes you are Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I had a dream last night where I got an invite.

there was a big thing on my character page that was like “YOU’RE INVITED TO DO SOMETHING”

But it didn’t reveal any secrets. Log in to see images!

Sorry tom.

MySpace Tom

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7

Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

Honestly I can’t even remember what I was so upset about. Was it the not knowing why, the not knowing what, or the not being cool enough? Log in to see images!

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