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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

replying to this thread for the sake of the charitable organization running it

always love helping the needy


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

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Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Gimme my ****ing money. Now.


Cerebellum

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

HOLY [expletive deleted] THIS THREAD MAKES ME WANT A BOWFLEX. ALSO [expletive deleted].

EDIT: Log in to see images! Cerebellum edited this message on 05/06/2008 9:12PM


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HeArTsPiKe182

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Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

No credit card required?

All I need is my license plate, where I park my car at night, and a detailed description or picture of my moist zones? Count me in! Log in to see images!


SG94 IS MY HERO

Also I love male reproductive organes apparently.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

HeArTsPiKe182 Posted:

No credit card required?

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John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
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[Dead Presidents So-
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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

This is a most gratuitous thread,

But since you have asked so kindly

I think before I go to bed,

I’ll follow your lead quite blindly

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Nicco edited this message on 05/07/2008 7:17AM

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Xoe

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[Island of Avalon]

Level 39 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Dear nanafabulous personjesus,

I am writing to inquire further about your charitable organization, specifically, “Post in this thread and extend nanafabulous personjesus’ epeen For The Children.” As a person who is always looking to do more For The Children, I am interested to find out how epeen will dispense itself to the children. If you could carefully explain, that would help me understand the process of peen extension. Spare no detail, please. This is a topic of great interest around our charitable regions. I commend your endeavors.

Charitably,

ForumWarz TSB Newfabulous persons

Tangolho

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Czarnian bum-
bumin

Avatar: 43648 Fri Dec 05 19:45:05 -0500 2008
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[Bigguyinblack Fan -
Club
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it."

Nice. A ready made list of victims. It’s like my own personal buffet.

Okay, so which one of you is the plumpest & juiciest? I’ve got some friends coming over for dinner, and I need to be able to feed at least 10 people, and still have leftovers.

Tangolho

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 24 Troll

The Repeater

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Have I posted ITT yet cause I’ve been kinda busy lately?

Just_Cy

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[Wrecking Queens]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

WITH ITS REVOLUTIONARY POWER ROD TECHNOLOGY YOU CAN TONE YOUR ABS IN JUST FIVE MINUTES A DAY

I’m really interested in this miraculous Bowflex home gym -apparatus, but can it really be that good?

I mean where are all the personal experiences from all the former celebrities who are trying to regain at least some attention and be able to fund their coce-habits by doing ads? Seriously, how could I believe any marketing pitches that aren’t done by starlets of the 80’s and 90’s claiming that this product is what made them so popular? At least give us some pics of several good looking sporty women and men who are using it while faking a smile if you want us to believe your lies!

And also, is it easy to hide? I mean at least here all the gym items always brag about the fact that you can easily hide them under the bed or in your closet in case you have visitors. That way you don’t have to show your friends how stupid you have been having spent so much money to home gym equipment and still be so unfit.

Oh and one more thing. Will it come accompanied by a free, irrelevant to the case and cheap gift (like a Bowflex milk foamer) that you claim to be worth at least 199$.

If my condition and requests aren’t met, I’m really not sure if I want to increase your flamebate score.

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TLDR: I really couldn’t care less whether or not anyone actually read that. I’m now in the competition for teh money AND have posted in an epic thread. W00t!

Just_Cy edited this message on 05/07/2008 1:24PM

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Ack Thbbbt

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Level 69 Re-Re

i seen somethin wich sed i won 1ots o’ mons. wear iz itz? is it wif my ize ceeam?


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I wanna join TSB :|


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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keWANGji

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

OBEYING THREAD TITLE

GOD I HATE YOU TSB


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the_flaccid

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

SHOCK IMAGE!

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Last night I dreamed I was eating an enormous sausage. When I woke up, my male reproductive organ was missing.

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