nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

WITH ITS REVOLUTIONARY POWER ROD TECHNOLOGY YOU CAN TONE YOUR ABS IN JUST FIVE MINUTES A DAY

I’m really interested in this miraculous Bowflex home gym -apparatus, but can it really be that good?

I mean where are all the personal experiences from all the former celebrities who are trying to regain at least some attention and be able to fund their coce-habits by doing ads? Seriously, how could I believe any marketing pitches that aren’t done by starlets of the 80’s and 90’s claiming that this product is what made them so popular? At least give us some pics of several good looking sporty women and men who are using it while faking a smile if you want us to believe your lies!

And also, is it easy to hide? I mean at least here all the gym items always brag about the fact that you can easily hide them under the bed or in your closet in case you have visitors. That way you don’t have to show your friends how stupid you have been having spent so much money to home gym equipment and still be so unfit.

Oh and one more thing. Will it come accompanied by a free, irrelevant to the case and cheap gift (like a Bowflex milk foamer) that you claim to be worth at least 199$.

If my condition and requests aren’t met, I’m really not sure if I want to increase your flamebate score.

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TLDR: I really couldn’t care less whether or not anyone actually read that. I’m now in the competition for teh money AND have posted in an epic thread. W00t!