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Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Wow, you guys are doing awesome so far! Keep it up.

Cool Aid Guy

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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Michael Jackson Candy

OR

Pedo Candy

OR

Pedo Bear Candy

OR

Bait candy

OR

Bait

OR

Kiddy Bait

With this you can lure a couple of kids to your house, enjoy it. You sick bastard. (if Jackson or Pedo Bear, Approved by Michael Jackson/Pedo Bear.)

This pictures is public domain: http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/candy_02.jpg

Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 4:00PM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

source/proof of public domain

Satanic Fish

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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. Rev 13:18

Ppwn Shoppe price:  666

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

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Two tickets to the air museum.

You and someone special can go see , touch , taste ...well, experience? the wonders of AIR, at the local air museum.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 1:47PM

Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

BUNCH OF USED BATTERIES

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Drugs are pricey these days, so be innovative! Those guys down the road said, sucking them out gets you on a smooth lithium tryp

(pic by myself)

Aldo_Anything edited this message on 05/13/2008 11:36AM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

damnit Something_Witty’s erotic woodcut beats the one I was trying to find.

these are great!

Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Autographed Photo of Jimmy Carter

proof of public domain

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It’s signed “For all the [something] at [something] [something] – Jimmy.” You’re not sure which is sadder: that such a great man has such lousy handwriting, or that if you post this on the internet, someone will masturbate to it.

Cool Aid Guy

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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Dirty Needle

Includes Chickenpox, Cytomegalovirus Infection, Colorado tick fever, Dengue fever and Ebola hemorrhagic!

Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:16PM

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

My first entry, working on more:

The Color Orange

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This is the actual color orange, not the fruit, don’t confuse the two of them. Orange, it’s not as nice a color as red or purple, but there are worse colors out there. Orange is noticeable and… did I mention noticeable yet?

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I’ll use actual pictures for my other entries.

Venus de Milo

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Considering that this famous statue represents the goddess of love and beauty topless, she’s actually not as hot as you’d expect. Her mammary glands are small, her hair is too short, she’s got a face that says PMS, her arms are missing and her legs seem kinda fat underneath that sheet she wears. Perhaps the French adore her because she has no armpit hair. One thing is for sure, the French are probably quite ****ed off that their ‘beautiful’ statue is no longer in the Louvre.

Proof of public domain

Free Internet Game

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It’s a free internet game. Great, another time waster. Aren’t there enough of those by now. Anyways this game is free, so it can’t be any good, but since it’s free you might as well give it a try. You’ll quit after ten minutes and then get back to work, seriously.

I stole that picture from the internet! Not public domain at all. Log in to see images! Wyrd edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:37PM

Sancdar

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:

Defunct Textbooks

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You know, the only thing that changes from volume to volume is the homework problems. Still, you gotta get the new ones every year. What a rip off.

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I own one of those!

Cool Aid Guy

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Can you tell us the winners until now?

Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:21PM

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Stale cheesepuffs

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Ah, savory stale cheesepuffs. Made inedible by time and fate.

Flezz 3

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:31PM

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Tadpoles

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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he’d spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he’d yell out, “Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!”

Flezz 55

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:21PM

Cool Aid Guy

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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A match

Enough to light a whole city

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

X-Ray Specs

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Of course they work!

Flezz 350

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:45PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Short Palm Tree

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It doesn’t give you coconuts, nor bananas, why would it? It’s just a short, stupid palm tree. It doesn’t even cast a shadow. It’s as useless as you are.

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Ohhh, forgot. Public Domain: http://magiaflor.com/vendas/index.php?cPath=44&language=br&osCsid=f3606cfdba5e00b8124bea26f44c4a88

Fran edited this message on 05/13/2008 3:03PM

Cool Aid Guy

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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Xray Goggles

Be a pervert for only 3 Flezz!

This is public domain, only I can’t find the site anymore

Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 4:01PM

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Please guys, follow the rules with regard to resolution, if you don’t provide both pictures in exactly the dimensions we want we won’t even look at them.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

my favorites so far, in no particular order:

Slightly Used Hypodermic Needle

A Small Dog

X Ray Specs (the second one)

The Color Orange

Haunted Doll

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/13/2008 3:09PM

SirIsaac

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Troll

WHSOutcast at gmail dot com

I like how you added yourself to your favorites!

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Wooden Duck

It looks like some amateur “sculptor” has lost their most prized work. And by lost, I mean “found by you.”

Could anyone do me a mondo favor and resize this for me without it looking like pixels? My image program sucks apparently.

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