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Wow, you guys are doing awesome so far! Keep it up. |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 10:53AM |
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Michael Jackson Candy OR Pedo Candy OR Pedo Bear Candy OR Bait candy OR Bait OR Kiddy Bait
With this you can lure a couple of kids to your house, enjoy it. You sick bastard. (if Jackson or Pedo Bear, Approved by Michael Jackson/Pedo Bear.)
This pictures is public domain: http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/candy_02.jpg Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 4:00PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:10AM |
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Satanic Fish
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Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. Rev 13:18
Ppwn Shoppe price: 666 |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:21AM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum...
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Log in to see images! Two tickets to the air museum. You and someone special can go |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:30AM |
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BUNCH OF USED BATTERIES
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Drugs are pricey these days, so be innovative! Those guys down the road said, sucking them out gets you on a smooth lithium tryp
(pic by myself) Aldo_Anything edited this message on 05/13/2008 11:36AM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:35AM |
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damnit Something_Witty’s erotic woodcut beats the one I was trying to find.
these are great! |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:39AM |
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Autographed Photo of Jimmy Carter
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It’s signed “For all the [something] at [something] [something] – Jimmy.” You’re not sure which is sadder: that such a great man has such lousy handwriting, or that if you post this on the internet, someone will masturbate to it. |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 11:41AM |
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Dirty Needle
Includes Chickenpox, Cytomegalovirus Infection, Colorado tick fever, Dengue fever and Ebola hemorrhagic! Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:16PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 12:00PM |
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My first entry, working on more:
The Color Orange
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This is the actual color orange, not the fruit, don’t confuse the two of them. Orange, it’s not as nice a color as red or purple, but there are worse colors out there. Orange is noticeable and… did I mention noticeable yet?
Taken myself! Log in to see images! I’ll use actual pictures for my other entries.
Venus de Milo Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Considering that this famous statue represents the goddess of love and beauty topless, she’s actually not as hot as you’d expect. Her mammary glands are small, her hair is too short, she’s got a face that says PMS, her arms are missing and her legs seem kinda fat underneath that sheet she wears. Perhaps the French adore her because she has no armpit hair. One thing is for sure, the French are probably quite ****ed off that their ‘beautiful’ statue is no longer in the Louvre.
Free Internet Game Log in to see images! Log in to see images! It’s a free internet game. Great, another time waster. Aren’t there enough of those by now. Anyways this game is free, so it can’t be any good, but since it’s free you might as well give it a try. You’ll quit after ten minutes and then get back to work, seriously.
I stole that picture from the internet! Not public domain at all. Log in to see images! Wyrd edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:37PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 1:37PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted:
I own one of those! |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 1:59PM |
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Can you tell us the winners until now? Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:21PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:17PM |
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Stale cheesepuffs Log in to see images!
Ah, savory stale cheesepuffs. Made inedible by time and fate. Flezz 3 Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:31PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:17PM |
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Tadpoles Log in to see images!
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he’d spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he’d yell out, “Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!”
Flezz 55 Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:21PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:20PM |
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A match
Enough to light a whole city |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:37PM |
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X-Ray Specs Log in to see images!
Of course they work!
Flezz 350 Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:45PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:44PM |
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Short Palm Tree Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! It doesn’t give you coconuts, nor bananas, why would it? It’s just a short, stupid palm tree. It doesn’t even cast a shadow. It’s as useless as you are.
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Ohhh, forgot. Public Domain: http://magiaflor.com/vendas/index.php?cPath=44&language=br&osCsid=f3606cfdba5e00b8124bea26f44c4a88 Fran edited this message on 05/13/2008 3:03PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:47PM |
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Xray Goggles
Be a pervert for only 3 Flezz!
This is public domain, only I can’t find the site anymore Cool Aid Guy edited this message on 05/13/2008 4:01PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:49PM |
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Please guys, follow the rules with regard to resolution, if you don’t provide both pictures in exactly the dimensions we want we won’t even look at them. |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 2:50PM |
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my favorites so far, in no particular order:
Slightly Used Hypodermic Needle A Small Dog X Ray Specs (the second one) The Color Orange Haunted Doll Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/13/2008 3:09PM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 3:03PM |
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I like how you added yourself to your favorites!
Log in to see images! Wooden Duck It looks like some amateur “sculptor” has lost their most prized work. And by lost, I mean “found by you.”
Could anyone do me a mondo favor and resize this for me without it looking like pixels? My image program sucks apparently. |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 3:14PM |
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