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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

It’s times like this, I wish I had a damn camera Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

if you tubmail me what you wanted a picture of and if it is something I might have, I can take a pic and send it to you

Escher

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

Experimental Jet Helicopter

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Proof of public domain

Someone must have acgreat timesulated a ****load of PepsiPoints to get this. Unfortunately, as amazing as this thing would be to fly, with gas prices what they are you’d have to be a millionaire to take it out for a day trip.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

YO I’M IN DIS GAEM TO WIN

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Belated Anniversary Flowers

It doesn’t matter how pretty they are: they’ll never bring her back, you pathetic ****.

proof ma fine upstanding member of society

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Cosplaying Gloves

Dropped at DragonCon ‘07, these gloves carry with them a legacy of whispered legends and flights of fancy. Some say that the actual Mark Hamill wore these the day before he went on the set of Star Wars for the first time, while others say that they were created late one night by Darren Aronofsky.

Some 300 pound guy probably made these for the Ye Old Renaissance Faire.

moar proof boooooy

Veer edited this message on 05/26/2008 2:34PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

The Pleasure Bag™

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When ****ing with the lights off is out of the question, reach for your trusty Pleasure Bag™. Can also be used to conceal the identity of local rapists.

Ppwn Shoppe value:  644

Thanks to my sister who took the shot. Use this image as much as you like.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

FAIL Posted:

if you tubmail me what you wanted a picture of and if it is something I might have, I can take a pic and send it to you

Basically, it’s a broken, moldy sandal. Thanks for the offer, but I’ll just pester my friends to lend me a cam for the time being.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Edited due to image size. Was hoping someone’d catch the Monty Python reference Log in to see images!

Toy Castle

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“Camelot!”

“Camelot!”

“Camelot!”

“It’s only a model.”

“Shh!”

Price: 2370 flezz

Public domain

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/15/2008 1:10AM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

All photographs were taken by me, released into public domain.

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Toe Nail Clippings

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In WWII, sometimes kamikaze pilots would put a collection of clippings in a box to be buried in the event that they didn’t return. These aren’t pilot clippings, just some clippings from some filthy miscreant, but its an interesting story, isn’t it?

Ppwn shoppe price:  2

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Dismantled Video Game

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These are the sad remains of what can only be a failed attempt to hack a clbumic video game for a top score.

Ppwn shoppe price:  15

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Bottle Opener Keychain

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I once saw MacGuyver make a welding torch out of some rubber bands, paper clips, fabric softener, and one of these. You never know when it might come in handy.

Ppwn shoppe price:  10

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Lock Pick Kit

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick… um… dang, I got nothing.

Ppwn shoppe price:  1505

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Dirty Dishes

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My roommate says these have been sitting around since before HE moved in. I think perhaps they house the embryo of a larval deity.

Ppwn shoppe price:  146

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Defunct Textbooks

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You know, the only thing that changes from volume to volume is the homework problems. Still, you gotta get the new ones every year. What a rip off.

Ppwn shoppe price:  307

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An Old Shoe

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Men’s size 12. This shoe isn’t actually old, it was built from recycled goods so it looks shabby on purpose. Unfortunately you only got the right one, its counterpart is nowhere to be found.

Ppwn shoppe price:  25

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

Image is public domain as per this website

Haunted Doll

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The previous owners of this doll would probably have some spine chilling stories to tell, you know, if they hadn’t disappeared without a trace.

Ppwne Shoppe price:  4679

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:08AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

I declare that all of the following pictures were taken by myself, and are public domain.

Broken Sandal

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In its 3-year life tromping through mudflats, forests, beaches, landfills, dirt roads, dog turds, and stagnant pools, it has been washed a grand total of once. The cultures on this thing have launched an appeal to be granted independence as a nation.

Ppwn shoppe price: 9 flezz

Very Small Dog

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Sure, you have to feed it, listen to it yap, play with it, bath it and clean up its turds, fur, parasites, drool, etc, but when it grabs the instant attention of every girl within a 5-mile radius with a simple tail wag, you’ll agree it’s well worth the trouble.

Ppwn shoppe price: 3146 flezz

Stack of Burnt DVDs

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“Yarr, .mp3s off the port bow! Stand by ta board ye olde thepiratebay.org fer sum luting and plundrin’!” More stolen data than you can shake a hard drive at, this’ll keep you entertained for YEARS. Now, which disc has the granny porn?

Ppwn shoppe price: 417 flezz

Wooden Figurine

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Man, I’d sacrifice a few ribs to be able to do that too…

Ppwn shoppe price: 14 flezz

Bunch of Wooden Flowers

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Show her I care? Screw that, any idea how much flowers cost these days? Besides, this is more symbolic, these ones will never die! Um, unless termites strike.

Ppwn shoppe price: 23

****in’ Pimp Hat

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Regardless of how awesome this hat is, no, you will NOT ever be a pimp, and yes, you’re still ugly.

Ppwn shoppe price: 72 flezz

Something_Witty edited this message on 05/15/2008 1:16AM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Double post. I should’ve submitted my computer as a 1 flezz junk item. Log in to see images! Something_Witty edited this message on 05/13/2008 7:29AM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

The contest ends on my BIRTHDAY lulz (no joke)

I HAVE to enter on this one.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

littlefran Posted:

The contest ends on my BIRTHDAY lulz (no joke)

I HAVE to enter on this one.

As your present, I will do my best to deny you victory Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Something_Witty Posted:

As your present, I will do my best to deny you victory Log in to see images!

Sounds like a challenge

I like this.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

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“One Ring” “Not that one, that one isn’t real. This one’s nice though, silver and round and with a hole in it.”

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“Swedish C++ Book” “Awesome, a programming language book in a foreign language. With this you can learn two languages at once. Or, more likely, neither.”

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Photographed them myself. Words by Wyrd (shared submission)

Echuu edited this message on 05/13/2008 2:39PM

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

littlefran Posted:

Sounds like a challenge

I like this.

[offtopic][geek]For some reason, your avatar really makes me think you’re cosplaying a red mage, and doing it fairly well.[/geek][/offtopic]

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Something_Witty Posted:

[offtopic][geek]For some reason, your avatar really makes me think you’re cosplaying a red mage, and doing it fairly well.[/geek][/offtopic]

It’s not a pointy hat, although I just had an idea for a junk item.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

littlefran Posted:

I just had an idea for a junk item.

OH, IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

Not-So-Pointy Red Hat

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It’s a hat. It’s red. Sadly it’s not pointy, otherwise you’d be half ready to take your robe, your wizard hat and impress the women. (Bloodninja ftw)

Ppwn Shoppe Price:  62

Taken by myself, I’m even wearing it in my avatar.

Fran edited this message on 05/13/2008 8:40AM

dvorak

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 9 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Random ideas:

Mafia car

Old car with red stains in the trunk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mercedes_Benz_450SEL_Seitenansicht.jpg

Title

half an acre of scottish wasteland that allows you to carry the title Lord of Burningwitch

(no pic so far)

dvorak edited this message on 05/13/2008 10:12AM
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