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Pickled male reproductive organ-
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Level 10 Camwhore

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All photographs were taken by me, released into public domain.

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Toe Nail Clippings

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In WWII, sometimes kamikaze pilots would put a collection of clippings in a box to be buried in the event that they didn’t return. These aren’t pilot clippings, just some clippings from some filthy miscreant, but its an interesting story, isn’t it?

Ppwn shoppe price:  2

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Dismantled Video Game

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These are the sad remains of what can only be a failed attempt to hack a clbumic video game for a top score.

Ppwn shoppe price:  15

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Bottle Opener Keychain

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I once saw MacGuyver make a welding torch out of some rubber bands, paper clips, fabric softener, and one of these. You never know when it might come in handy.

Ppwn shoppe price:  10

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Lock Pick Kit

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick… um… dang, I got nothing.

Ppwn shoppe price:  1505

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Dirty Dishes

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My roommate says these have been sitting around since before HE moved in. I think perhaps they house the embryo of a larval deity.

Ppwn shoppe price:  146

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Defunct Textbooks

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You know, the only thing that changes from volume to volume is the homework problems. Still, you gotta get the new ones every year. What a rip off.

Ppwn shoppe price:  307

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An Old Shoe

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Men’s size 12. This shoe isn’t actually old, it was built from recycled goods so it looks shabby on purpose. Unfortunately you only got the right one, its counterpart is nowhere to be found.

Ppwn shoppe price:  25

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