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Contest Latest (and greatest) official contest: Show us your junk!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Now that Jalapeno Bootyhole and BINGEBOT 2015 have done one pet contest each, it’s finally my turn to run one! Muhahaha!

INCIT has proven that people like to label things. And forumbuildr has shown that people like to build in-game content. Now the two concepts can be merged (kinda)!

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Garbage Collection

You know how in Forumwarz you get a lot of useless junk items from people the day after you pwn forums?

Well, we need a whole lot more of it for Episode 2. I thought it’d be fun to open the doors to you guys, and let you try creating it! The best material will find its way into the actual game. How cool is that? Somewhat cool!

Here’s what we need for each piece of junk:

– Two images, one 200x200 pixels, and one 40x40 pixel thumbnail. The thumbnail should be cropped/scaled in a way that the image is obvious even at its small size. Important: You must either certify that you took the picture yourself and that you are releasing it into the public domain, or provide a link to the public domain source where you found it on the web. We cannot use copyrighted images or even Creative Commons-tagged images for this part of our game!

– A title for the junk item (i.e., Broken Golf Club)

– A description for the junk item. This is usually a couple of sentences long, but we can make exceptions if you have something especially hilarious to say about it!

Note that “junk,” in this case, should be considered useless but still generally salable items; they can range from worthless to fairly expensive, as they are in our game.

Prizes!

If we choose to include your junk in Episode 2, you will receive a special E-Peen™ for your contribution. Also, obviously your junk will be part of the game. And that’s worth, like, a gajillion dollars right there.

On top of that, we will pick a grand prize winner, for the user who comes up with the best junk. Said winner will receive 5 Brownie Points, plus a Unique Special Item that only their character will ever have access to. What is the secret item? It’s a mystery, but we promise it will be great Log in to see images!

We will also have a second-place winner who gets 4 Brownie Points, and a third-place winner will get 3 Brownie Points.

How to Enter

Post your image, thumbnail, title and description in this thread for others to see and criticize. Make sure they’re the right dimensions and that you’ve properly identified the photo as one you’ve taken (preferably with some kind of proof), or provide a link to the public domain source where you found it.

Rules

1. Multiple entries are allowed.

2. The contest will end on the 26th of May, 2008.

3. By entering you are signing away all rights to your contribution for our use. You allow us to profit from it.

4. Broken links will not be considered.

5. No nudity or snuff or crap like that.

Good luck!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Sancdar

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21

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

Evil Trout Posted:

5. No nudity or snuff or crap like that.

You completely ruined the whole post talking about putting our junk in your game.

p.s. do winners get to put Crotch Zombie Idea Slave on their resumes?

Sancdar edited this message on 05/12/2008 7:47PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

AOL CD MOSAIC

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This 2nd-place-award-winning mosaic of a large AOL CD comprised of 30,000 individual AOL CD’s will take your breath away. This one of a kind item is priceless. Literally. The CDs were free.

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 300 flezz

PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=557&large=1

FAIL edited this message on 05/12/2008 8:11PM

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

FAIL Posted:

AOL CD MOSAIC

This 2nd-place-award-winning mosaic of a large AOL CD comprised of 30,000 individual AOL CD’s will take your breath away. This one of a kind item is priceless. Literally. The CDs were free.

A great start to this contest! Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

BROLEX WATCH

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Feel like ballin’ but ain’t got nuff ice on yo’ wrist? Have no fear, playa. The Brolex is so icy you gotta wear a coat! Yo homiez will be puttin on them shades when they see how shiny this bling be. DISCLAIMER: The Brolex may cause envy among e’ery nug on the block, so carry a piece.

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 1870 flezz

PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=603

FAIL edited this message on 05/12/2008 8:33PM

emojah

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16

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Slightly used denture

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Holy crap, this was posted for three weeks and I missed it? I need to get started, this one is right up my alley.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Acid Flux Posted:

Holy crap, this was posted for three weeks and I missed it? I need to get started, this one is right up my alley.

The date is actually when I drafted it. We launched it tonight.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

90s SENIOR PICTURE

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Nearly as clbumy as Glamourshotz, these 90s senior pictures are radical! Get yours holding an electric guitar, with your stylish mullet, in your favorite pair of Zubaz! Not your style? Then how about putting up a peace sign while wearing your I Log in to see images! Zack Morris T-shirt and leggings?

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 18 flezz

PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.gimp-savvy.com/cgi-bin/img.cgi?ufwsT9Ife0vIkgI1187

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Lump of Used Copper Wire

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A staple of DIY projects including gauss guns and abortion kits.

Ppwn Shoppe Price:  4

Wad of Adhesive Putty

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No, it’s not Smurf semen. It is, however, a useful tool for affixing your pornography to that inflatable doll you bought from Scamazon.

Ppwn Shoppe Price:  1

Oh right. I took these pictures myself and hereby relinquish them to public domain to be enjoyed by all.

MOAR OF MY ENTRIES streamlined into here for easy access.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/172454

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/172273

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/172436

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 1:28AM

Thingysomeone

Avatar: Red Skirt

Level 27 Camwhore

I have worst ****ing ideas in the entire world!

http://www.freeclipartnow.com/construction/tools/screwdrivers/screwdriver-1.jpg.html

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Lefthanded Screwdriver

Are you a lefty who’s always angry that you can’t use screwdrivers because they’re all right-handed ones? Here is a rare and expensive left-handed screwdriver, made just for you. Be careful not to allow right-handed people to use it accidentally and injure themselves!

Thingysomeone edited this message on 05/12/2008 9:58PM

evilhamster

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10

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

dammit. I have tons of junk around the house, but can’t find my digital camera Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Slightly Used Hypodermic Needle

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Like a lottery and a box of chocolates, you never know what you’ll get. Could it be Acid? AIDS? Or Nazi Gold?

Ppwn Shoppe Price:  57

I surrender the images to public domain. Taken myself.

Hmm after closer inspection I have realized I love this image. It’s not edited at all apart from the cropping, scaling, and rotation. Just putting that out there.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:41AM

wilD-****22

Avatar: wilD-sLuT22's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

im having a problem with the cropping, it doesnt seem to work on anything..-what am i missing?

[img=200x200]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/e/el/elemon/700768_computer.jpg[/img]

[img=40x40]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/e/el/elemon/700768_computer.jpg[/img]

hmm..tried it with pics from several pd’s but no go.

wilD-****22

Avatar: wilD-sLuT22's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

i'm such a tedious, utterly useless **** that i deserve nothing more than a stock **** avatar

ok, never mind, now i know what im doing wrong..but photoshop isnt working for me..forget it *sigh

Escher

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13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

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Proof of Public Domain

Sandcastle bumembly Kit

This would seem to be a kit comprising everything you need to build a sand castle: a rough sketch of what it should look like, a tiny plastic shovel, a tiny plastic bucket, and about four hundred pounds of sand. Here’s hoping the box doesn’t leak.

(Also: as I don’t need BP, if I place, pbum my BP down to the next person in line.)

Escher edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:14AM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

MOIST SOCK

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This sock is moist. Have fun with it, I sure did.

Ppwn Shoppe Price: 12 flezz

I took this picture (srsly)

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Actual Garbage

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This wastebasket is full of the vile refuse of a typical internet nerd. Perfect for collecting semen for cloning or identity theft, as well as harvesting biombum for all your biological warfare needs.

Ppwn Shoppe Value:  117

Once again, my own picture.

FAIL the moist sock is awesome.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:56AM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

That needle pic is awesome tubs. great caption too.

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