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Latest (and greatest) official contest: Show us your junk!
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Now that Jalapeno Bootyhole and BINGEBOT 2015 have done one pet contest each, it’s finally my turn to run one! Muhahaha!
INCIT has proven that people like to label things. And forumbuildr has shown that people like to build in-game content. Now the two concepts can be merged (kinda)!
Garbage Collection
You know how in Forumwarz you get a lot of useless junk items from people the day after you pwn forums?
Well, we need a whole lot more of it for Episode 2. I thought it’d be fun to open the doors to you guys, and let you try creating it! The best material will find its way into the actual game. How cool is that? Somewhat cool!
Here’s what we need for each piece of junk:
– Two images, one 200x200 pixels, and one 40x40 pixel thumbnail. The thumbnail should be cropped/scaled in a way that the image is obvious even at its small size. Important: You must either certify that you took the picture yourself and that you are releasing it into the public domain, or provide a link to the public domain source where you found it on the web. We cannot use copyrighted images or even Creative Commons-tagged images for this part of our game!
– A title for the junk item (i.e., Broken Golf Club)
– A description for the junk item. This is usually a couple of sentences long, but we can make exceptions if you have something especially hilarious to say about it!
Note that “junk,” in this case, should be considered useless but still generally salable items; they can range from worthless to fairly expensive, as they are in our game.
Prizes!
If we choose to include your junk in Episode 2, you will receive a special E-Peen™ for your contribution. Also, obviously your junk will be part of the game. And that’s worth, like, a gajillion dollars right there.
On top of that, we will pick a grand prize winner, for the user who comes up with the best junk. Said winner will receive 5 Brownie Points, plus a Unique Special Item that only their character will ever have access to. What is the secret item? It’s a mystery, but we promise it will be great
We will also have a second-place winner who gets 4 Brownie Points, and a third-place winner will get 3 Brownie Points.
How to Enter
Post your image, thumbnail, title and description in this thread for others to see and criticize. Make sure they’re the right dimensions and that you’ve properly identified the photo as one you’ve taken (preferably with some kind of proof), or provide a link to the public domain source where you found it.
Rules
1. Multiple entries are allowed.
2. The contest will end on the 26th of May, 2008.
3. By entering you are signing away all rights to your contribution for our use. You allow us to profit from it.
4. Broken links will not be considered.
5. No nudity or snuff or crap like that.
Good luck! |
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| Posted On: 04/22/2008 7:17PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ooooh, sounds awesome!
My entries:
http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/183876 http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/183882 kittiejenn edited this message on 05/26/2008 5:56PM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 7:40PM | View kittiejenn's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
You completely ruined the whole post talking about putting our junk in your game.
p.s. do winners get to put Crotch Zombie Idea Slave on their resumes? Sancdar edited this message on 05/12/2008 7:47PM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 7:45PM | View Sancdar's Profile | # | ||||||
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AOL CD MOSAIC
This 2nd-place-award-winning mosaic of a large AOL CD comprised of 30,000 individual AOL CD’s will take your breath away. This one of a kind item is priceless. Literally. The CDs were free.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 300 flezz
PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=557&large=1 FAIL edited this message on 05/12/2008 8:11PM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:11PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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FAIL Posted:
A great start to this contest!
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:24PM | View Jalapeno Bootyhole's Profile | # | ||||||
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BROLEX WATCH
Feel like ballin’ but ain’t got nuff ice on yo’ wrist? Have no fear, playa. The Brolex is so icy you gotta wear a coat! Yo homiez will be puttin on them shades when they see how shiny this bling be. DISCLAIMER: The Brolex may cause envy among e’ery nug on the block, so carry a piece.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 1870 flezz
PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=603 FAIL edited this message on 05/12/2008 8:33PM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:29PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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Slightly used denture
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:30PM | View emojah's Profile | # | ||||||
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Holy crap, this was posted for three weeks and I missed it? I need to get started, this one is right up my alley. |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:37PM | View Acid Flux's Profile | # | ||||||
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Acid Flux Posted:
The date is actually when I drafted it. We launched it tonight. |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 8:41PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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90s SENIOR PICTURE
Nearly as classy as Glamourshotz, these 90s senior pictures are radical! Get yours holding an electric guitar, with your stylish mullet, in your favorite pair of Zubaz! Not your style? Then how about putting up a peace sign while wearing your I
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 18 flezz
PUBLIC DOMAIN LINK: http://www.gimp-savvy.com/cgi-bin/img.cgi?ufwsT9Ife0vIkgI1187 |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 9:08PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lump of Used Copper Wire
A staple of DIY projects including gauss guns and abortion kits.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 4
Wad of Adhesive Putty
No, it’s not Smurf semen. It is, however, a useful tool for affixing your pornography to that inflatable doll you bought from Scamazon.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 1
Oh right. I took these pictures myself and hereby relinquish them to public domain to be enjoyed by all.
MOAR OF MY ENTRIES streamlined into here for easy access.
http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/172454 TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 1:28AM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 9:33PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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http://www.freeclipartnow.com/construction/tools/screwdrivers/screwdriver-1.jpg.html
Lefthanded Screwdriver
Are you a lefty who’s always angry that you can’t use screwdrivers because they’re all right-handed ones? Here is a rare and expensive left-handed screwdriver, made just for you. Be careful not to allow right-handed people to use it accidentally and injure themselves! Thingysomeone edited this message on 05/12/2008 9:58PM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 9:52PM | View Thingysomeone's Profile | # | ||||||
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dammit. I have tons of junk around the house, but can’t find my digital camera |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 10:04PM | View evilhamster's Profile | # | ||||||
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Slightly Used Hypodermic Needle
Like a lottery and a box of chocolates, you never know what you’ll get. Could it be Acid? AIDS? Or Nazi Gold?
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 57
I surrender the images to public domain. Taken myself.
Hmm after closer inspection I have realized I love this image. It’s not edited at all apart from the cropping, scaling, and rotation. Just putting that out there. TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:41AM |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 10:09PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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im having a problem with the cropping, it doesnt seem to work on anything..-what am i missing? [img=200x200]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/e/el/elemon/700768_computer.jpg[/img] [img=40x40]http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/e/el/elemon/700768_computer.jpg[/img] hmm..tried it with pics from several pd’s but no go. |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 11:04PM | View wilD-sLuT22's Profile | # | ||||||
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ok, never mind, now i know what im doing wrong..but photoshop isnt working for me..forget it *sigh |
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| Posted On: 05/12/2008 11:30PM | View wilD-sLuT22's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sandcastle Assembly Kit
This would seem to be a kit comprising everything you need to build a sand castle: a rough sketch of what it should look like, a tiny plastic shovel, a tiny plastic bucket, and about four hundred pounds of sand. Here’s hoping the box doesn’t leak.
(Also: as I don’t need BP, if I place, pass my BP down to the next person in line.) Escher edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:14AM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 12:01AM | View Escher's Profile | # | ||||||
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MOIST SOCK
This sock is moist. Have fun with it, I sure did.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 12 flezz
I took this picture (srsly) |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 12:11AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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Actual Garbage
This wastebasket is full of the vile refuse of a typical internet nerd. Perfect for collecting semen for cloning or identity theft, as well as harvesting biomass for all your biological warfare needs.
Ppwn Shoppe Value: 117
Once again, my own picture.
FAIL the moist sock is awesome. TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 05/13/2008 12:56AM |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 12:56AM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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That needle pic is awesome tubs. great caption too. |
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| Posted On: 05/13/2008 1:07AM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
Zack Morris T-shirt and leggings?
Is the world's greatest lover. | Its more fun than the library. |