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Flezz The Forumwarz Vending Machine

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Step 1: Put in a quarter.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

I.e., post what the last user got from the vending machine, then put in a quarter.

*Puts in a quarter*

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I got a L2/PIMPTASTICFROTH makes lame threads bumon!

*puts in a slug*

w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You got a ballsack keychain

*puts in 50 eurocents*

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yo mama.

*puts in saltwater*

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

this thread isn’t so good

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

*Gets a urinary infection from swimming in salt water*

*Puts in a rock*

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

nope, still a bad thread

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

L2 Posted:

*Gets a urinary infection from swimming in salt water*

*Puts in a rock*

Swimming in salt water doesn’t cause UTIs.Log in to see images!

I inserted a fact and broke the machine.Log in to see images!

w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Macks Posted:

this thread isn’t so good

ur still fat & ugly

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

w00w00 Posted:

oh god my one joke is so good ITS SO GOOD OHHHH GOD I LOVE MY ONE JOKE OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

w00w00

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4

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

how’d u know that i fap to my own lame uncreative & lousy jokes?

Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Posting to bump L2’s Flamebate score.

Shgubgub

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
1

[Tig ole bitties]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You get a cookie

insert 1/4 of a buck

yoo git an puppy

i insert miy dikk

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

The machine cuts off your male reproductive organ and returns it to you.

*Inserts a Rick Roll of quarters*

Agent Smith

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You get Rick Astley.

*Inserts 25 cents*

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

oh L2 is pimptastic froth this makes everything more interno it doesn’t this thread is ****ing gay but thanks for telling me this information

the last person who put in a token got a male reproductive organ up their bum this machine is dangerous and i refuse to put coins in

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

*Puts in a wooden nickel*

-Ghost-

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9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

This would be a really good idea like incit.

Mi-go Tom

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[The Whisperer in t-
he Darkness
]

Level 2 Emo Kid

47°9′S, 126°43′W

You get an erection!

*Puts in a Jew*

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